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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 27 Oct 2017

    A date is basically an interview for sex.

    5:01 PM - 27 Oct 2017
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      2. Marny Britt‏ @MarnyBMe 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @TonyPerkinsFOX5

        I haven't found anyone worth hiring.

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. Tony Perkins‏Verified account @TonyPerkinsFOX5 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MarnyBMe @TheWeirdWorld

        I hear ya! LOL!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Faraway Five Us‏ @FarawayFiveUs 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I guess if you have terrible values or are only searching for a physical connection.

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      1. Ryan Fitzgerald‏ @ryeforme 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        After reading this thread I'm blown away at how many people take these ridiculous tweets so seriously.

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      1. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh no! I just set a date for a site visit with my building contractor!

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      1. OneBravePenguin‏ @PenguinBrave 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I seriously feel bad for you. Is that really what you think of that? Wow! That is so messed up 😳😒😕

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      1. dead account switched‏ @switchedacc9unt 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No it isn't.

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      1. Mirryo‏ @MirryoSmite 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe it is for most people now, but it's supposed to be for finding your future wife... Sad how things have changed...

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      1.  👻 🎃spoopy bec the pumpkin queen 🎃 👻‏ @becca_schmecca 27 Oct 2017
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        Yeah...no it's not.

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      1. Blank‏ @qwertshana 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How can I unread this? 😐😁

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      1. Team Trick  🎃‏ @Bubbab555 27 Oct 2017
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        If that’s all you focus on then I feel bad for you.

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      2. Luca‏ @acingthisthing 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ....um, not all dating leads to sex. Some people have life-long, happy relationships w/o sex in the equation. Asexuality is a thing, y'know

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      3. Victor Pêgo‏ @vpego 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @acingthisthing @TheWeirdWorld

        Yep. A terrible terrible thing..

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      4. Luca‏ @acingthisthing 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @vpego @TheWeirdWorld

        I beg to differ?

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      1. eva‏ @evasiess 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or.... marriage??? thats like the point???

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      1. Jackson Bloom‏ @jacksonbbloom 28 Oct 2017
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        Yeah if you're an asshole

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      1. Christian‏ @luigidude101 27 Oct 2017
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        Omg you so right not being sarcastic 😲

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      1. William Schwind‏ @WillSchwind 27 Oct 2017
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      2. Nick‏ @Nikos817 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If sex is all you're looking for in a relationship, I feel sorry for you

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