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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 27 Oct 2017

    The number of hours I sleep in the night is directly proportional to the number of f**ks I give the next day.

    4:31 PM - 27 Oct 2017
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      1. SomeRandomChic‏ @SomeRandomChicX 27 Oct 2017
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      1. Chehalis Jones‏ @ChehalisJones 27 Oct 2017
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        Zero hours of sleep, zero f**ks given.

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      2.  🎃『 Isabelle Lujan 』 🎃‏ @RealVictorLujan 27 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dang dude let your penis breathe

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      3. Virgurilla‏ @Virgurilla 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RealVictorLujan @TheWeirdWorld

        Shes a girl

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      4.  🎃『 Isabelle Lujan 』 🎃‏ @RealVictorLujan 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Virgurilla @TheWeirdWorld

        “Vaginee”

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      5. Virgurilla‏ @Virgurilla 28 Oct 2017
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        XD

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      1. Brandon Tran‏ @BTranNHoodie 27 Oct 2017
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        For me it's inversely proportional. The less sleep, the better, but too much of a good thing is a bad thing. So too little sleep is bad too.

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      1. Wannawheat‏ @Wannawheat1 28 Oct 2017
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        Queen boy

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      2. Deihman‏ @Deihmanftw 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mine is inversely proportional: if S is how many hours I sleep and F is how many fucks I give, then F=1/2S

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      3. Deihman‏ @Deihmanftw 28 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Deihmanftw @TheWeirdWorld

        HOWEVER, I rarely give any fucks and usually only get between 5-7 hours of sleep each night. And guess what! More sleepless nights cuz imma start this early college thing. Fuck me

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      1. LukasThePumpkinKing‏ @Lukasispan 28 Oct 2017
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        Absolutely none.

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      1. ASYLIUM‏ @AEloiriachi 28 Oct 2017
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        None eyy

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      1. Faraway Five Us‏ @FarawayFiveUs 27 Oct 2017
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        Not your best tweet

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      1. codenamefirestarter‏ @Codenamefire 27 Oct 2017
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        So always zero then gotcha

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