I thought this for 10 years, then I realized no they created me and they are specialpic.twitter.com/wPz3RwAftY
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I thought this for 10 years, then I realized no they created me and they are specialpic.twitter.com/wPz3RwAftY
You haven’t seen what I’ve seen
“Normal” is a grey area......
That's true for my kids. My parents are weird though!
Yeah it’s hard to not take a person seriously when you came out her pussy
My parents also think of me as being unique. I think 70% of my family is "unique".
Unique?? Well my brother has the exact same perspective on them. Speaking of... my brother i do have a VERY unique perspective on
Describe "unique"
Nah. Everyone I’ve ever brought over thinks my parents are weird too (in a good way!)
Hahahhaa
Never thought of it like that but it’s true!
The world needs a Spanish version of this user
Speak for yourself. 
parents are people who had sex and didnt plan on being them. or shouldnt be....especially if theyre freemasons.
not all parents, but that is the majority.
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