This could also apply to a baby human.
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Sounds like porn
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Or a Spanish stripper who is new to the area...
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@mcintirekellie@McIntirec this is how Iris feels. I can see why she barks at people. -
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That's the life of a naked statue!
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If you mention the collar it sounds even kinkier
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Hi. Why assume people are touching the dog in a intimate manner? Point here is that it would make a dog or a baby feel uneasy. That's it.
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I'm not? It's referring to a naked adult in a collar in a room full of people wanting to touch them. Its a false equivalency used for humor
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: ) Yeah but it only refers to an adult wearing a collar only because many dogs wear collars, but I get where things can head to the gutter
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Yeah, the joke is deliberately written in a misleading way for that very reason, that's why I was adding onto the joke.
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Originally, a collar was not mentioned but
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Ay, I get that- I love animals too! Very funny to compare their situations to if I human was in their shoes

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