You’ve changed the way I think In my showers for sure ;) lol
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Catastrophically stands by negative, not by size...
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Magic 8 ball says "TRY AGAIN LATER"
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ALL the time! And I often think about alternate realities while I'm at it, too.
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The cat in the box is both dead and alive.
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Schrodingers cat.
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I knew someone would get it.
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How many lives did I ruin is the question here.
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If someone broke into my mom’s house and stole a photo album with my naked baby pictures, would they be in possesion of child pornography?!
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Actually nah, I know for a fact I've had a direct negative impact on a few people's ability to ever trust again.
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There can be no doubt
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Yup.. Right
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Definitely for the better

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Did you vote for Trump?
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The probability computer says "yes"...
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