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my daughter still builds a " nest" of paper on public toilet seats!!!! 
And put them back down the same way...
Or you can just poop in the trash can and not have to deal with toilets at all
I got a bright and promising name for your product: A Shit Can!
Ahh hell yea, that’s going on Kickstarter right now
Especially the public ones.
Toilets shouldn't have dirty users so that we can use them without throwing the puke.
You might wanna trademark that thought
Then shuts as you turn to sit down...
Step on the pedal while facing away from the toilet and sit down...
I’m pretty sure if you’re foot can lift the pedal it won’t be that hard on your arse...
It's too late, I've already done a business 
Alexa! Raise the toilet seat! Beep boop
Mine does... it's called "my right foot".
That’s why I use my foot........yes!!.....with a shoe!!
I use my leg to lift that shit up always
Dead ass we need that 


It has already been designed. The rich are enjoying life.
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