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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 24 Oct 2017

    Toilet seats should have pedals so that you can lift them without touching them.

    10:08 AM - 24 Oct 2017
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      2. Edurne B.‏ @edurnebelmen 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Toilet paper x 2pic.twitter.com/G6sNdrf5xE

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Peaceful Majorl569‏ @majorl56 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @edurnebelmen @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂 my daughter still builds a " nest" of paper on public toilet seats!!!! 👍

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      1. Shouty Cassandra‏ @clacksee 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LadyLaLa2407

        And put them back down the same way...

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      2. sterling bennett‏ @sterling52B 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or you can just poop in the trash can and not have to deal with toilets at all

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      3. RobertCravenOfficial‏ @Robert__Craven 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @sterling52B @TheWeirdWorld

        I got a bright and promising name for your product: A Shit Can!

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      4. sterling bennett‏ @sterling52B 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Robert__Craven @TheWeirdWorld

        Ahh hell yea, that’s going on Kickstarter right now

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      1. Sir D  🇯🇲  🇧🇷‏ @DalkeithDawkins 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Especially the public ones.

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      1. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Toilets shouldn't have dirty users so that we can use them without throwing the puke.

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      1. Brian Jonathan Reid‏ @LeBrianReid 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You might wanna trademark that thought

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      2. The Rt. Hon. Prong‏ @prong365 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then shuts as you turn to sit down...

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      3.  🎃jack-o-lantae 🎃‏ @taethefatty 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @prong365 @TheWeirdWorld

        Step on the pedal while facing away from the toilet and sit down...

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      5.  🎃jack-o-lantae 🎃‏ @taethefatty 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @prong365 @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m pretty sure if you’re foot can lift the pedal it won’t be that hard on your arse...

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      6. The Rt. Hon. Prong‏ @prong365 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @taethefatty @TheWeirdWorld

        It's too late, I've already done a business 😧

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      1. Chtuhulu Jim‏ @Bushidosantana 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Alexa! Raise the toilet seat! Beep boop

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      1. Nermal_Said‏ @Nermal_Said 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mine does... it's called "my right foot".

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 24 Oct 2017
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        That’s why I use my foot........yes!!.....with a shoe!!

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      1. GodFather!‏ @KunxZamani 24 Oct 2017
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        I use my leg to lift that shit up always

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      1. Jerry Sherrill‏ @jerry12sherrill 24 Oct 2017
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        Dead ass we need that 😵😵😵

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      1. Larry Towett‏ @TowettLarry 24 Oct 2017
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        It has already been designed. The rich are enjoying life.

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