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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 Oct 2017

    Building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. “Hey, I killed your friend. Here, hold him.”

    9:31 PM - 18 Oct 2017
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      1. Becky Dillenburg‏ @MissBeckyJo81 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Seriously. Best shower thought to date.

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      2. atropa.‏ @LordAtropa 18 Oct 2017
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        But what if you weren't the one who killed his friend?

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      3. PinkDiamondFox‏ @makayla3221 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @LordAtropa @TheWeirdWorld

        I guess that's saying, "here! Have your dead friend I found in the forest"

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Kat‏ @SnapChicksNikon 19 Oct 2017
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      1. Paradox | Poppt1‏ @MrPoppt1 18 Oct 2017
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        this is the best shower thought ever

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      2. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 18 Oct 2017
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        What if that tree was this tree's deadly enemy? And what if this tree was the Hitler of trees and really enjoyed seeing other trees dead?

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      3. RobertCravenOfficial‏ @Robert__Craven 19 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Czarcasticism @TheWeirdWorld

        Not to mention all the nails and glue, and usually kids will leave their milk to spoil in there and the tree would have to smell it. Ughhhhh

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      2. charles trousers‏ @ChadneySpears 18 Oct 2017
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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 19 Oct 2017
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        Unless it’s a different species of tree. Might have been a rival tree. In that case, it’s a trophy. A warning to all other trees

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      1. sookallinone‏ @lukeallinone 19 Oct 2017
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        No it’s gaining dominance over the tree like saying hold this or you’re next

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      1. Tamara M. Akins‏ @akins_tamara 19 Oct 2017
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        Holy crap that's funny! 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Leo‏ @leo5740 19 Oct 2017
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        I make my tree houses out of Military grade steel reinforced iron panels from Cambodia so yeah..this dont apply to me.

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      1. Matt "Matt" Cain‏ @MatthewRCain 19 Oct 2017
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      2. Suzanne Conner‏ @SuzanneConner96 24 Oct 2017
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      3. Connor Wells‏ @ConnorWells_95 24 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SuzanneConner96 @TheWeirdWorld

        Ahahahahaha brilliant

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