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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 17 Oct 2017

    Why is it that you can hold a pee for 3+ hours but not the 3 seconds it takes to take off your pants?

    2:31 PM - 17 Oct 2017
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      2.  🎃『 Isabelle Lujan 』 🎃‏ @RealVictorLujan 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The real question is why can’t I hold my POO POO for 3 hours.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Jeffy‏ @jeffy007bond 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RealVictorLujan @TheWeirdWorld

        Could be the strong morning coffee? Many turn into rocket launchers about 5 minutes into one!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. ash  🌙‏ @the_deadly_doll 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The pee gets excited about its escape

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Wessss‏ @WesleyH24921724 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @the_deadly_doll @TheWeirdWorld

        But if you are at the side of the road, with cars passing, it lasts forever.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Eclectic Vibe‏ @EclecticV1be 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/jzvt8oPAUV

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      1. D.R. Richard‏ @DRRichard1900 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because of the prior 3+ hours!

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      1. Kellie✽‏ @lawgirlriri 17 Oct 2017
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        Everybody knows where home is.

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      1. I got nailed in truth or dare‏ @8Memes4Brunch 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        because you are used to peeing after taking off your pants so by instinct your body prepares and sometimes acts in advance

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      1. Bridgett Pelham‏ @pelham_bridgett 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I've often wondered the same thing!

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      1. Tbird and 104 others‏ @Tbird_559 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @andrewatilano3

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      2. Wanda Villalobos‏ @b632e5fd2d9c48c 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ever notice how the closer you get to the toilet, the more you have to go :-)

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      2. Dana Marie Spencer‏ @nestledarkchild 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @JudeausD ima start asking your pee ppl this!

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      1. Beth Venus Mckinney‏ @BVenusMc 6 Nov 2017
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        I thought it was just me

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      1. Katbot9000‏ @KaitlynLehman17 19 Oct 2017
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        Because life is crazy that's why..

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      1. Cory Collins‏ @corycollins7902 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So what are you then, male or female, or do you not want to discuss ( I'll respect that )

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      1. Thembelani Chiz Moyo‏ @ChizMoyo 18 Oct 2017
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        It's all in the mind I guess

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      1.  ⚠️ 🚸Caution: Legos Ahead 🚸 ⚠️ 🚳 📵 🚭 🔞 🚷 🚯‏ @TayBar80 18 Oct 2017
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        Brain sees toilet. Solution: Pee in the dark

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