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Don’t forget lighters, those are probably falling out of the sky 
I’m gonna hop in the washing machine and go there
If that’s the case I want my stuff back
Something is afoot at the circle k.
Homework, pens, pencils
@iragenavincent1 

Don't forget tv remotes! There is someone in that universe trying to find their remote in a pile of thousands.
And pens ..lost pens have there own planet somewhere ..
Thank you soiban for corekting my gramer
*correcting *grammar
Indeed!
My sisters best guitar pick went missing the other day. I'll tell her it's in the 2nd dimension.
Waiter, there’s a sock in my soup!
Just found a guitar wedged in my dryer the other day. I've had the dryer for over 4 years and have never played guitar.
And airline luggage.
And my @&!ing car keys!!!
Lmfao
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