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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 17 Oct 2017

    In another universe, people are probably constantly finding guitar picks, left socks and hair ties and wondering where they came from.

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      1. Edurne B.‏ @edurnebelmen 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"pic.twitter.com/mzmONmzoOZ

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      1. cody‏ @Cody_J6 17 Oct 2017
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        Don’t forget lighters, those are probably falling out of the sky 😂

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      1. Aidan Cannatelli‏ @Th3Scribble 17 Oct 2017
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        I’m gonna hop in the washing machine and go there

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      1. ash  🌙‏ @the_deadly_doll 17 Oct 2017
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        If that’s the case I want my stuff back

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      1. ☆violet‏ @tossrocksnlaugh 17 Oct 2017
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        Something is afoot at the circle k.

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      1. it's spooky season bitch‏ @Rheanna69450129 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Homework, pens, pencils

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      1. Karoli  🇰🇪‏ @mwanyalo_ 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @iragenavincent1 😂😂

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      1. name cannot be blank‏ @ass_flounder 17 Oct 2017
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        Don't forget tv remotes! There is someone in that universe trying to find their remote in a pile of thousands.

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      2. Jon Matthews‏ @Avillajon371 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And pens ..lost pens have there own planet somewhere ..

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      3. Sioban‏ @SiobanIrishgirl 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Avillajon371 @TheWeirdWorld

        *their* own planet 😁✌️♥️pic.twitter.com/UzZtQ2tQ4P

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      4. Jon Matthews‏ @Avillajon371 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SiobanIrishgirl @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank you soiban for corekting my gramer😆

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      5. Ultra-Randomness‏ @RandomnessUltra 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Avillajon371 @SiobanIrishgirl @TheWeirdWorld

        *correcting *grammar

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      6. Sioban‏ @SiobanIrishgirl 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RandomnessUltra @Avillajon371 @TheWeirdWorld

        Indeed!

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      1. Julian Wheezer‏ @JulianWheezer 18 Oct 2017
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        My sisters best guitar pick went missing the other day. I'll tell her it's in the 2nd dimension.

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      1. Tyler Conrad‏ @Kolossal_Kaffee 17 Oct 2017
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        Waiter, there’s a sock in my soup!

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      1. Angry American Med Tech‏ @SallyMaelstrom 17 Oct 2017
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        Just found a guitar wedged in my dryer the other day. I've had the dryer for over 4 years and have never played guitar.

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      1. samantha medford‏ @sammedford86 17 Oct 2017
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        @Stephcrombie

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      1. ZoltanKarpathy‏ @zoltankarpathy 17 Oct 2017
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        And airline luggage.

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 17 Oct 2017
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        And my @&!ing car keys!!!

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      1. Karla‏ @KarlaOne519 17 Oct 2017
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        Lmfao

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