Unless you plan on haunting someone for the rest of their natural life! Then your life has a silver lining! Look forward to being a ghost 
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Best thing I've read all day.
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Is that a thing then? I can’t even focus on the moment I’m in..

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Preach it!
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Or they make this life much better in anticipation :-)
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It is a matter of pie in the sky when you die or steak on your plate while you wait.
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*spoiler alert* there is no life after death.
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Whole religions based on that. People are stupid
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That's why religious fanatics pester the life out of the living or terrorize them.
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Umb what is life amiright
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More like focusing on the fact that there is no afterlife makes it hard not to be terrified throughout life
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Trying to confirm a seat in heaven, by dying every day and making life hell
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How would realizing that life is a simulation automatically grant you access to the "plug"

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@endearedquality youyouyouyouyou
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*cough*gilgamesh*cough*
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First sensible thought in a long while
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But is life even real in the first place? What if this is a simulation? (If it is, I'm pulling the plug...)
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