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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Oct 2017

    Cooking is like masturbating, It’s almost always better when someone does it for you.

    7:00 PM - 15 Oct 2017
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      1. Toby 時‏ @DaveTToby 15 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/WJJLbnO1VP

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      1. Phil Barron‏ @wave01uk 15 Oct 2017
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        Cooking is also like blow jobs then.

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      1. Emcee ColdHarted‏ @JonathanHart54 15 Oct 2017
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        If someone does it for you then it’s not masturbating 🤔

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      1. Yaseen‏ @leonux1 16 Oct 2017
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        Sometimes it can have fishy smell

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 15 Oct 2017
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        And sometimes just as messy😱

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      2. kiki cat‏ @animeismyoxygen 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I showed this to my dad and he just nodded. 😂

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      1. kaitgay‏ @kaitGAY 15 Oct 2017
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        Mate it sounds like you've never masterbated before

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      2. PercyJ2Point0‏ @percyj343 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm not sure whether to find it funny or bad. @Themed_SoCal

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      1. cheryl manning‏ @manningcheryl35 18 Oct 2017
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        definitely!

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      1. Aaron william‏ @HoughAaron 16 Oct 2017
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        @bethhall23 😂😂

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      1. NACS‏ @abreedof1 16 Oct 2017
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        Not if they're angry, you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.

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      1. Womble‏ @InksnKinks 15 Oct 2017
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        No. Sometimes you know just how it should taste. They don’t add enough seasoning

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      1. Jason Kenniston‏ @Millenial_Chef 17 Oct 2017
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        I thought you were going to it was because if you're doing it your not having sex

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      1. Damion whyte‏ @Damionwhyte7 16 Oct 2017
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        But when u do it yourself you don't have to worry about getting burned.. unless youre usher.

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