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Cooking is also like blow jobs then.
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If someone does it for you then it’s not masturbating
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Sometimes it can have fishy smell
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And sometimes just as messy
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I showed this to my dad and he just nodded.

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Mate it sounds like you've never masterbated before
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I'm not sure whether to find it funny or bad.
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definitely!
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Not if they're angry, you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.
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No. Sometimes you know just how it should taste. They don’t add enough seasoning
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I thought you were going to it was because if you're doing it your not having sex
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But when u do it yourself you don't have to worry about getting burned.. unless youre usher.
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