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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Oct 2017

    I’m pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be “Are you gonna eat that?”

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      2. Mary Monty‏ @MaryMoMo 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or "Where ya goin' ?"

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      3. Anna‏ @Arnak001 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MaryMoMo @TheWeirdWorld

        And "can i come?"

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      2. Jennifer Bullock‏ @realjbullock 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My dog’s would be “Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy? Where’s Mommy?”

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      2. Seth Hoffman‏ @seth6984 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not my dog; ball ball ball ball ball throw the ball please throw the ball ball ball gonna throw the ball? Ball ball ball

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Laura-Lux‏ @LauraAnnAfrica1 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @seth6984 @TheWeirdWorld

        100% MY dog too! Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball. Get my ball out of the pool mommy. Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball!!!

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      1. Rasande Rose‏ @RasandeRose 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And Cats would be: "how can I f**k up your life today?"

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      1. Jenifer‏ @sassy_jenifer 14 Oct 2017
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        Closely followed by "Stop blaming your farts on me!"pic.twitter.com/kcYqiNMI13

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      1. دريا‏ @yeloo789 14 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/m894R6vkan

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      1. Mark Price‏ @osumark 14 Oct 2017
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        They would use the same word, over and over again. Hey! Hey!

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      1. Ben  💚 🍍on 🍕‏ @BenSimons28 14 Oct 2017
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        Actually I think they would just want to answer the question: “who’s a good dog, who’s a good dog”????

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      1. Allison Reynolds‏ @IrishChick7 14 Oct 2017
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      1. Damion whyte‏ @Damionwhyte7 14 Oct 2017
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        Their second most common phrase would be "please stop picking up my shit.. I left it there for a reason ..u fucking weirdo."

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 14 Oct 2017
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        Initially perhaps. But soon it would graduate to "Let my canine go."

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      1. Diane‏ @navyvet50 14 Oct 2017
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        Pretty sure they'd say WTF is wrong with you humans

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      2. Ice Bear‏ @HeyItsMeIceBear 14 Oct 2017
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        Ice Bear is amazed.

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      3. Lady Nightmare‏ @giggling_hyena 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HeyItsMeIceBear

        O-O I Love we bare bears

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      4. Ice Bear‏ @HeyItsMeIceBear 14 Oct 2017
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        Ice Bear thanks you. Sadly my show is run once in a blue moon.

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