yeah, if I had it. I would use it in P.E. class so I can pretend to passout
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You kind of can.. Just drink a few shots of preferred liquor and ta-da! Instantly asleep!
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Lol.... I guess those are the differences between the lightweights & the pros
.. (but if u do get a hangover- best cure is Mountain Dew)
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Being able to put to sleep on command other people would be a most useful superpower.
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Or how about having the superpower to never need sleep
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I rarely ever have a hard time sleeping. Maybe only once every 3 or 4 months. I have a dedicated technique that always works
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Come up with a fantasy or adventure scenario. Every night try to go through it as a dream. For me before the real fun begins I'm already out
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I have a strategy too. I lie in my bed, close my eyes and wake up hours later all confused.
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My strategy has always been to just shut my eyes and look forward to the coffee in the morning.
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Or teleportation. Never be late for work again.
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You wouldn't need to work if you could teleport into a bank volt and take the money
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No theft here, thank you. Honest, law abiding citizens ;)
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It's only a crime if you get caught
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Damn, you're good. To reference an older Shower Thought, the best criminals are the ones we don't know about.
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Exactly lol
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*Teleports into bank vault*
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