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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Oct 2017

    Being able to sleep on command would be the most useful superpower

    5:59 PM - 14 Oct 2017
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      1. KittenArmy‏ @Only_Kittenarmy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        yeah, if I had it. I would use it in P.E. class so I can pretend to passout

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      2. martinisandbonbons‏ @hello_mab 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You kind of can.. Just drink a few shots of preferred liquor and ta-da! Instantly asleep!

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      4. martinisandbonbons‏ @hello_mab 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Baz472241 @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol.... I guess those are the differences between the lightweights & the pros 😉 .. (but if u do get a hangover- best cure is Mountain Dew)

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      2. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Being able to put to sleep on command other people would be a most useful superpower.

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      1. colin 😎‏ @colinrankin420 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or how about having the superpower to never need sleep

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      2. Henry the Weresquirrel  🎃‏ @g1MarioMiyamoto 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Lexie_FM

        I rarely ever have a hard time sleeping. Maybe only once every 3 or 4 months. I have a dedicated technique that always works

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      3.  ✨𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼 ✨15 ✨100 ✨245 🔜#GeoffIsMyANWChampion ✨‏ @Lexie_FM 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @g1MarioMiyamoto @TheWeirdWorld

        Share?

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      4. Henry the Weresquirrel  🎃‏ @g1MarioMiyamoto 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Lexie_FM @TheWeirdWorld

        Come up with a fantasy or adventure scenario. Every night try to go through it as a dream. For me before the real fun begins I'm already out

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. SpookyHero666‏ @SilentHero3142 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @g1MarioMiyamoto @Lexie_FM @TheWeirdWorld

        I have a strategy too. I lie in my bed, close my eyes and wake up hours later all confused.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6.  ✨𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼 ✨15 ✨100 ✨245 🔜#GeoffIsMyANWChampion ✨‏ @Lexie_FM 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SilentHero3142 @g1MarioMiyamoto @TheWeirdWorld

        My strategy has always been to just shut my eyes and look forward to the coffee in the morning.

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      2.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or teleportation. Never be late for work again.

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      3. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        You wouldn't need to work if you could teleport into a bank volt and take the money

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JackHemsley4 @TheWeirdWorld

        No theft here, thank you. Honest, law abiding citizens ;)

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      5. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        It's only a crime if you get caught

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      6.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JackHemsley4 @TheWeirdWorld

        Damn, you're good. To reference an older Shower Thought, the best criminals are the ones we don't know about.

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      7. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly lol

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      8.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JackHemsley4 @TheWeirdWorld

        *Teleports into bank vault*

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