Wanting to tweet your thoughts must be frustrating when you're in the goddam shower.
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Waterproof smartphones. Welcome in 2014

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May be waterproof but you'd still be frustrated trying to actually type something into it. Have you ever tried typing on a wet screen?
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Voice recognition. Welcome in 2015.



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Voice recognition that actually works. Welcome never.
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That's why I said 2015. Voice recognition is far older, but voice recognition that works properly, came around 2015.
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I've never used voice recognition software that doesn't completely butcher almost every instruction I give it.
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It must be your accent
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Took me a couple of seconds
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I feel like a nudist would have contacts instead of glasses
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Relatable
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The REAL question about nudists is, when a nudist guy sees a cute chick, do they get embarrassed when their dick goes up in public?
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Don't forget the lenses on the cameras, although people frown on that for some reason. I told them it was for science.. Heathens
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Not really we use fanny packs
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