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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Oct 2017

    Being a nudist must be frustrating when you need to clean your glasses.

    2:02 PM - 14 Oct 2017
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      2. Jackudy3 [RBLX]‏ @Jackudy3 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wanting to tweet your thoughts must be frustrating when you're in the goddam shower.

        1 reply 3 retweets 66 likes
      3. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jackudy3 @TheWeirdWorld

        Waterproof smartphones. Welcome in 2014 🙄

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. Jackudy3 [RBLX]‏ @Jackudy3 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        May be waterproof but you'd still be frustrated trying to actually type something into it. Have you ever tried typing on a wet screen?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jackudy3 @TheWeirdWorld

        Voice recognition. Welcome in 2015. 🙄🤓😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. Jackudy3 [RBLX]‏ @Jackudy3 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        Voice recognition that actually works. Welcome never.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      7. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jackudy3 @TheWeirdWorld

        That's why I said 2015. Voice recognition is far older, but voice recognition that works properly, came around 2015.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Jackudy3 [RBLX]‏ @Jackudy3 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        I've never used voice recognition software that doesn't completely butcher almost every instruction I give it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Chase Foster‏ @chafos 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jackudy3 @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        It must be your accent

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Martin Rodriguez‏ @PIT_AB84 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Took me a couple of seconds 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Random Panda  🐼 👑‏ @PandaKing_7 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I feel like a nudist would have contacts instead of glasses

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Edurne B.‏ @edurnebelmen 14 Oct 2017
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        Answer the questionpic.twitter.com/qThu6rorxL

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      2. Pat 👻rick‏ @TheFatiPati 14 Oct 2017
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        Wow

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      3. ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤‏ @123chrisbenoit 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheFatiPati @TheWeirdWorld

        Relatable

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      1. Spoopy Bloopy‏ @supabloopa 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The REAL question about nudists is, when a nudist guy sees a cute chick, do they get embarrassed when their dick goes up in public?

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      1. Jim Barrelmans‏ @barrelmans 14 Oct 2017
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        Don't forget the lenses on the cameras, although people frown on that for some reason. I told them it was for science.. Heathens #confused

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      2. dragon60426‏ @popovich_gary 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not really we use fanny packs

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