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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 12 Oct 2017

    If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    10:32 AM - 12 Oct 2017
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    81 replies 2,188 retweets 6,650 likes
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      2. Amber Phoenix  💕‏ @Amber_Pheonix 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @HowTealicious

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      1. Krissy‏ @AwkwardChick42 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The right witch would watch the right watch and the left witch would watch the wrong watch. 😝

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      2. Shadow 🐾‏ @Shadowwolf0280 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Which ever one was on each witches wrist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. Tammy Kay Avery‏ @TammyKayAvery1 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Shadowwolf0280 @TheWeirdWorld

        I have a cat name Shadow

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      2. Batman‏ @ForRealImBatman 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The answer is purple. Because ice cream doesn't have have bones.

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      1. Dawn‏ @cuTEAcolby 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Each witch would have a watch to watch

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      1. Tristan Rujano‏ @tristan_rujano 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Whichever witch wants to watch which watch will watch that watch and so will the other witch.

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      1. DamnnialFGZ‏ @danialfgzmc 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @brotaraft

        That witch, no wait, this witch, no wait uh... I donno So which witch would watch which watch, which watch would watch which witch?

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      1. hi5cat‏ @hi5cat 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

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      2. Cassidy‏ @Cassidymae3 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @coopyann the watch the witch was watching a mirror!!

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      3. Coopyyy ✌️‏ @coopyann 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Cassidymae3 @TheWeirdWorld

        And singing from a stolen set of pipes

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      2. AID3N‏ @Aid3n32097 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But which witch is which

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Jackson Posey‏ @AceHoops 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Aid3n32097 @TheWeirdWorld

        Which witch wished which wicked wristwatch wish?

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      4. AID3N‏ @Aid3n32097 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AceHoops @TheWeirdWorld

        The witch that wished for another witch who wanted a wishing watch

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      1. Tammy Kay Avery‏ @TammyKayAvery1 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        LOL !

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      1. Lime24hr‏ @Lime24hr 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If one wrist watch was a Swiss wrist watch, which witch watched the Swiss wrist watch...

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      2. Wendy Barbara  🇰🇪‏ @Wendzy_Barbara 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @RawllinceHarvey Try saying this without biting your tongue 😂😂😂

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      3. Jangwaya_Rawllince 🇰‏ @RawllinceHarvey 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Wendzy_Barbara @TheWeirdWorld

        The worst punishment ever from you. My tongue is not heavy though..... 😂😂😂😂

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