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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 9 Oct 2017

    Alcoholism causes an empty bank account, and an empty bank account causes alcoholism.

    5:02 PM - 9 Oct 2017
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      2. NerdsFailMe‏ @NerdsFailMe 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yet they both have the same cure.

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      3. Joe Burgett‏ @eaglesrchamps 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NerdsFailMe @TheWeirdWorld

        Please tell me of this cure

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      4. NerdsFailMe‏ @NerdsFailMe 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @eaglesrchamps @TheWeirdWorld

        That most elusive of things - a full bank account. Think when South Park said what if the cure for AIDS was injecting $10,000 cash.

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      2. Kēshī Barrantes‏ @kay_Ce_Be 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And empty bank account can’t cause alcoholism because the how would you buy alcohol

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      3. Sam Sam‏ @Pancakezombies 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kay_Ce_Be @TheWeirdWorld

        That's when you have other people buy you booze. If there is a will there is a way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      5. Sam Sam‏ @Pancakezombies 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AnneWal22801666 @kay_Ce_Be @TheWeirdWorld

        It's only a sponge, well we call em moochers here, but its only a sponge if said person never reciprocates back.

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      7. Sam Sam‏ @Pancakezombies 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AnneWal22801666 @kay_Ce_Be @TheWeirdWorld

        There aren't enough characters to argue with a person I don't know nor do I care about. So have a nice day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. sookallinone‏ @lukeallinone 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Hey I can stop whenever I wan to

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      1. E (But Updog)‏ @YikesFromMeDawg 9 Oct 2017
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        This ones not as memey

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      1. iffy psychologist‏ @SewerButts 9 Oct 2017
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        I beg to differ.

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      1. Aaron Annecharico‏ @AAnnecharico 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Still remember this line from Le Petit Prince from French class in high school along the same vein, "Je bois parce que j'ai honte de boire."

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      1. Welcome Great Pumpkin‏ @N1VHOLAS 9 Oct 2017
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        that cycle 😭

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      1. ia // c‏ @emocoreyy 9 Oct 2017
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        omg

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      2. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No. A very bad series of very conscious decisions causes alcoholism. Anyone can very easily choose not to become one.

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      3. @Kemar@‏ @Kemodawn1876 10 Oct 2017
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        O o

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