I bought a new car alarm that screams "FREE BAGS OF WEED!" You should see the people come running 
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That's kind of the point
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I don't mind I get to miss the class Mrs:Did you do your homework? Me:er- DINGGGGGGGGGG Mrs:EVERYONE CALMY FORM A LINE AND CAMLY WALK OUT
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Pleopel take their time Guy:ITS A REAL FIRE I SMELL SMOKE Mrs:CALMY everyone RUNS FOR THEIR LIVES Finnaly outside
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Headmistress: YOU FAILED IT WAS A DRILL NO CALM LINE NO CALMY WLAKING OUT Girl whispers to her freind: yeah we'll just calmly walk out with-
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Our hands in our pockets and drinking a smoothie thinking it's a real fire Girls giggle Headmistress:YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CALMY FORMA LINE!
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Guy says to guy next to him: yeah that will tottaly happen Whispering breaks about amongst students Headmistress:BE QUIET BE QUIET!
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Only funny because we had one at work today in a building of 6000 people, and we all would have burned to death if it had been a real fire.
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Before I graduated, my High School, had super sensitive fire alarms. Someone would accidentally lean on the handle things, they went off
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Funny, true and sad all at the same time.
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I'm waiting for a Tornado to strike at ten a.m. on the first Tuesday of the month....

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Pretty much!!! The same goes with car alarms!!!
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In my previous school, someone would set off the fire alarm at least once a week.
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Either way I never cared, I want to die anyways.
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In school, fire drills were the best thing to happen during class.
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Maybe that's on purpose so we don't panic. Panicking can cause injuries.
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