Procrastination and masturbation were completely separate things last time I checked.
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Wow you must be lots of fun...
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Nah, just innocent ^^
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Yeah.. this reply makes zero sense. Saying you're innocent implies you don't know what Masturbation is- which you obviously do
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But masturbation is also one of the best ways to self love
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woah there buddy my mind just got blown
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So did your load
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WRONG! Masturbation is a way to procrastinate. I have an assignment due in the morning but first... *masturbate*
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In the end you just have a mess on your hands
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procrastimastrubation
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Dang
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Only women can relate. Masturbation to men doesn't ever feel like fucking self. Okay bye.
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That's what you do, dear. Words of Wisdom.
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Awe. That’s why you are my favorite wife. I love you a lot
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