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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 3 Oct 2017

    9 times out of 10 my bladder is what motivates me to get out of bed.

    10:25 AM - 3 Oct 2017
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      1. Hawaiian Pizza Jesus‏ @thatvolvonut 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        More like 10 times out of 9

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      2. Wolf‏ @SageMoline 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The other time is food

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      3. mιحαاαh ىτهψε‏ @MicaiahStowe 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SageMoline @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait it's not normal to have food on you bed?

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      1. Bianca‏ @copic_blues 3 Oct 2017
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        My stomach is what does it for me.....stupid sustenance requirements

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      2. Evan Keogh‏ @KeoghEvan 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @AdamW019 haha

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      3. Adam Walsh‏ @AdamW019 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KeoghEvan @TheWeirdWorld

        This is a fact hahahaha

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      1. TheNateW‏ @TheNateW 3 Oct 2017
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        And the 10th time I just piss the bed

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 3 Oct 2017
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        The other time out of 10 is to watch the girl next door walk her dog in her yoga pants.

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      1. Pandaman‏ @GuyInDogSuit 3 Oct 2017
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        Not even an alarm can get me up most days.

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      1. Clover Newman‏ @luckycharms2583 3 Oct 2017
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        The other time is for food 😂😂

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      1. vairamani ❎‏ @vaira103 3 Oct 2017
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        I used to drink more water at night, so that bladder will woke me up even I want to sleep.

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      1. Anna Ripp‏ @RippAnna 3 Oct 2017
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        @KatieeDayy2

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      1. A Random Tweeter‏ @Sanssy_girl 10 Oct 2017
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        True

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      1. Connor Monkhouse‏ @maddawgy93 4 Oct 2017
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        You mean my dogs bladder :) haha

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      1. mike dalena‏ @mikedalena 3 Oct 2017
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        Me too! The other time is my colon.

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      1. TheRed 🔴Boy‏ @KennedyKumfo 3 Oct 2017
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        Haha, you got that 👉 right

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      1. g‏ @Assassin2seven 3 Oct 2017
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        The other 10% of those times I spend in a puddle of urine. Good times.

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      1. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 3 Oct 2017
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        The reason for my childhood enuresis was laziness

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      1. Aaron Vizena‏ @_Vizena_ 3 Oct 2017
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        this is you babe

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