More like 10 times out of 9
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The other time is food
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Wait it's not normal to have food on you bed?
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My stomach is what does it for me.....stupid sustenance requirements
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This is a fact hahahaha
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And the 10th time I just piss the bed
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The other time out of 10 is to watch the girl next door walk her dog in her yoga pants.
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Not even an alarm can get me up most days.
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The other time is for food

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I used to drink more water at night, so that bladder will woke me up even I want to sleep.
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You mean my dogs bladder :) haha
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Me too! The other time is my colon.
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Haha, you got that
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The other 10% of those times I spend in a puddle of urine. Good times.
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The reason for my childhood enuresis was laziness
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this is you babe
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