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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 1 Oct 2017

    Your tongue has been in your mouth longer than your teeth have.

    5:02 PM - 1 Oct 2017
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      1. Juniper Berry‏ @Junniper_Berry 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sometimes the teeth are jealous and bite the tongue in revenge when I am trying to enjoy a nice meal. 😞

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      1.  🐼‏ @LaMediaphile 1 Oct 2017
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        And will stay there after they eventually fall...

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      1. poison ivy‏ @poisonivy_17 1 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/koD1btHfeX

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      1. ley  🦕 ⚡️ 💗‏ @xanxalizations 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i told my mom this, she hasnt had teeth in about 4 years. all she said was "duh" and smiled at me.

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      1. Edurne B.‏ @edurnebelmen 2 Oct 2017
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        Tongue and teeth issues:pic.twitter.com/3BUfP7pDic

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      1. Chuy Farias‏ @Ya_Boii_Chuy 1 Oct 2017
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        No dun. You're not born without a tongue

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      1. james ballsworthy‏ @not_trolltrace 1 Oct 2017
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        Also tongue is the strongest muscle in your body

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 1 Oct 2017
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        What if we all have a baby tongue that falls out at about age 130, and then an adult tongue is ready to grow out?

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      1. PinkDiamondFox‏ @makayla3221 1 Oct 2017
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        True

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 9 Oct 2017
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        Thats why when someone asks my mum her age she’s always said “I’m as old as my tongue but a bit younger than my teeth.”

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      1. Megamind‏ @MrMegamind123 2 Oct 2017
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        No duh

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      1. Jayanthsagar‏ @Jayanthsagar14 2 Oct 2017
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        You have any information about the most imp part that is situated below the waist.enlighten us ,if u have the infmn

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      1. Alex Williams‏ @ACWilliamzz 1 Oct 2017
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        How does that work?

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      1. Cyndi Dalton‏ @CyndiDalton1 1 Oct 2017
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        Goodnight mate.., 😴

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      1. Tara  ❔‏ @Effervescent06 1 Oct 2017
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        WHY IS THIS SO WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT

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      1. MIKE‏ @macmcmygirl 1 Oct 2017
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        Man that hard water is pounding your head

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      1. Amaze  🔥‏ @Amazexo 1 Oct 2017
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        Your tounge never sits comfortably in your mouth

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