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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 Sep 2017

    Fisherman are like aliens to fish. They move across the sky in mysterious ships and abduct fish through a mechanism that lifts fish up

    1:00 PM - 30 Sep 2017
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      2.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The fish wouldn't care anyway. They only have an attention span of a few seconds. ... They only have an attention span of a few seconds.

        2 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
      3. RΣSTΔRTΣD  🚀‏ @R3start3d 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        And thats how Dory got abducted

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. RΣSTΔRTΣD  🚀‏ @R3start3d 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @R3start3d @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        (and Nemo)

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      5.  🦊 Kari Folfy Folf Finds Being Spooky Hard  🐺‏ @KariFolfyFolf 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @R3start3d @NebbyDaWolfy @TheWeirdWorld

        The end! *roll credits* XP

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      6. TigerGirl‏ @ana_rogar 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KariFolfyFolf @R3start3d and

        Actually that is correct but not for all species some fish can remember a diver after year and sharks remember ppl their all lifes

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Thunder 2019 Champs‏ @thatboy76 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You clearly haven’t seen the spongebob fishing episode

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      1. Wessss‏ @WesleyH24921724 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you catch and release,you know that the fish's friends will never believe his story.

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      1. PinkDiamondFox‏ @makayla3221 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That sounds fishy... Kill me now..

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      1. 23 WITH A MONEY TREE  💰‏ @Zabho29 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Bruuuhpic.twitter.com/6TAYhrxeR9

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      1. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And some of them get thrown back and probably spend the rest of their lives trying to convince their fish friends it really happened

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      1. C. Marie W.‏ @emotionplethora 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You just made fishing that much cooler to me... I never thought of fishing as fun or cool until reading this tweet.

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      1. cyril calacal‏ @CalacalCyril 30 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/1VDfS321p1

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      1. Spoiler10-0-1‏ @Spoiler1001 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I didn't realise that aliens did it for food and sport

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      2.  🦊 Kari Folfy Folf Finds Being Spooky Hard  🐺‏ @KariFolfyFolf 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But fish have really short memories. They wouldn't remember them. What are we talking about again? I can't remember...

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Lillian Denney‏ @lily_loves_2004 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @KariFolfyFolf @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually that's a myth

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  🦊 Kari Folfy Folf Finds Being Spooky Hard  🐺‏ @KariFolfyFolf 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lily_loves_2004 @TheWeirdWorld

        Goldfish have a memory span of 5 seconds

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      1. MattReadey‏ @MattReadey 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @SusanPugh026

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      1. Don Tennant‏ @donwtennant 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Fish: "Take me to your leader." (Get it?!?) #dadjoke

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      1. Alternate Facts‏ @Alternitefact69 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Fish actually have are decent attention span and memory. They can be taught to finish mazes

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      1. Bryan Leslie‏ @Bryan_Leslie_NZ 30 Sep 2017
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        Then there are the alien implants we call tags.

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