You don't need a parachute to skydive. No. But you do need a parachute to skydive TWICE.
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Or deploy the spare one that you carry as well
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Dayum. Thank god my parachute opened without any problems. They don't even give you a helmet on your first jump.
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As if a helmet would do something
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Or you could start praying...
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Because talking to your imaginary friend will stop you from dying
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Praying never fixed a malfunctioning canopy.
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Or literally anything
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I just meant that if you're parachuting, you probably don't know how to fix the it anyway, so... Sorry for the confusion.
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If you’re parachuting you know how to fix any problem that comes up. At least, you should.
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Not if I'm doing it. Lol
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@ChefJackOlive unless you land in the ocean ;)
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Youd still die, because, like, physics and stuff
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Well then @ChefJackOlive... if GTA has taught me one thing... it’s not to believe that if you land in water, everything will be okay

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That’s why you beat up the other person skydiving and take those parachutepic.twitter.com/OtNSmzgjDs
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That's why I don't play with my life like that
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Well that's a cure for procrastinating
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And this is why I'm terrified of sky diving.
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