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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 28 Sep 2017

    How does Siri know you are saying “Hey Siri” unless it is listening to everything you say and do?

    6:33 PM - 28 Sep 2017
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      2. AAARRRGGGGGHHHH‏ @razor_serpantxz 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Like she hears you moaning incredibly loud while you jack off to Lego porn

        6 replies 11 retweets 160 likes
      3. acho q é Bertão‏ @YoSoyBertus 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @razor_serpantxz @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/XES6t91nzu

        1 reply 7 retweets 146 likes
      4. AAARRRGGGGGHHHH‏ @razor_serpantxz 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @YoSoyBertus @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/jTjUTtyg38

        1 reply 0 retweets 49 likes
      5. “Spook-Lord” Andrew James Presley‏ @AndrewJamesPre1 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @razor_serpantxz @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/JhMfI9T7w9

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      2. halloween?? i only know reformation day‏ @jedioncer 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        it probably does, but doesn't record it. same way you can hear things around you but don't remember or react until someone calls your name

        1 reply 1 retweet 49 likes
      3. H3r0craft‏ @H3r0craft 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jedioncer @TheWeirdWorld

        I kinda knew that but I prefer believing it the other way, it's more fun xD

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        APPLE: "Crap. We've been discovered. Quick, announce the next OS update to divert media attention!"

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      1. acho q é Bertão‏ @YoSoyBertus 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It is called spying, you know, NSA does that duhhhh

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Chilla‏ @RockCsilla 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You have to hold the button down

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Cameron Walton Music‏ @ThisIsCW_ 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RockCsilla @TheWeirdWorld

        Not anymore, if it's plugged to a charger , all you have to do is say Hey Siri

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Krazy4BSB‏ @Krazy4BSB 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ThisIsCW_ @RockCsilla @TheWeirdWorld

        Holy 💩U just freaked me out.I was like. U have to hold the button & read your post & said NO WAY & said hey Siri and It answered. WTF😳

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Cameron Walton Music‏ @ThisIsCW_ 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Krazy4BSB @RockCsilla @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂 it was one of the recent updates, last year I think. It's useful for me (I work for a loan company and my hands are full), but I'm wary.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. William White‏ @mininuka 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ThisIsCW_ @Krazy4BSB and

        I was driving with mine in the cup holder, unplugged and I was lost, so I said hey Siri, and she turned on. It won’t work if low power is on

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. TaVoE‏ @Tavitos_Way 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I asked her "hey Siri, are you always listening to me, MF said "I don't have the answer to that" WTF

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. Nunya Bennis‏ @NunyaBennis 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Tavitos_Way @TheWeirdWorld

        Ack! I read the reply as, "I don't have to answer that."

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Crazy Daisy  🧚🏼‍♀️‏ @CrazyHaifisch 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How long does your showers usually take? Never mind I'll ask Siri she probably knows

        0 replies 0 retweets 62 likes
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      1. Tinerian Sinzen‏ @TinerianSinzen 28 Sep 2017
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        Yup, that's what it does, there are lawsuits in the making over what can and can't be done with the data it collects

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      2. Jules‏ @ParrisJuliana 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My lights flickered when I read this🤔🤔

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