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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 27 Sep 2017

    Tall, dark and handsome. A strong, silent type. Women are looking for trees.

    10:10 PM - 27 Sep 2017
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      2. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes. That we can cut down and make paper that can be turned into books. Women want books.

        1 reply 2 retweets 32 likes
      3. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @thesaxychick @TheWeirdWorld

        Always looking to change their man into something better

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
      4. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Gigglewhatsit @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes. Books are better than men any day. 😊 Sorry, but Tolkien, Lewis, Adams, and Twain win over you any day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thesaxychick @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, I'm not disagreeing with youpic.twitter.com/2yQyK7028g

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Gigglewhatsit @TheWeirdWorld

        I love Wayne Brady!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thesaxychick @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/FXti78WCf6

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Warden Prinny‏ @WardenPrinny 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Now i finally have a use for my tree costume.

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      1. Kate Buchman‏ @Ghost_Dog615 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think you mean coffee....tall, dark, and hot 😉

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      1. Marie‏ @mother_of_doxie 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah we are!! They give us oxygen, they don't argue, they don't complain, and when we get cold we can grab a branch and burn it.

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      1. spooky chris‏ @bagel_chris 28 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/yTIv3Epo9c

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      1. Bev Stancel‏ @BevStancel 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Sometimes...trees are better company.

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      1. Bloody Milkshake‏ @alice_the_malis 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @pmxpete this describes you exactly. Except the strong part. SPAGHETTI ARMS! I could destroy you.

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      2. Emmy C‏ @emmyc033 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @KIRBstomp58

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      3. Drew Kirby‏ @KIRBstomp58 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @emmyc033 @TheWeirdWorld

        It all makes sense now 😱

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      1. Jess 🦇‏ @jxss_mxrie 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @weirddave007

        This made me laugh more than it probably should 😂

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      1. Gillie‏ @Varrhen 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ..and they'd probably still find a way to complain about how unfaithful they are 😂

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      2. Misanthrope 💀‏ @TweetnTwatting 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Tall dark and Handsome was what they wanted decades ago. Now it's Same height to shorter, blonde and boyishly metrosexual...

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Damaso Reyes‏ @ZeroFlipsGiven 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TweetnTwatting @TheWeirdWorld

        You're thinking 90's Val Kilmer and Leonardo DiCaprio. Now it's lumbersexuals. Or at least plaid and beards.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Misanthrope 💀‏ @TweetnTwatting 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ZeroFlipsGiven @TheWeirdWorld

        I was thinking more Bieber or a 1 Direction type. 90's Dicaprio and Kilmer are brutes in comparison.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Damaso Reyes‏ @ZeroFlipsGiven 27 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TweetnTwatting @TheWeirdWorld

        You betpic.twitter.com/onOILQW5LM

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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