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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 22 Sep 2017

    I wonder if I’ve ever said a sentence that nobody in history has ever said.

    1:59 PM - 22 Sep 2017
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    56 replies 631 retweets 3,610 likes
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      2. Shannon is in Fight Mode‏ @Katpa73 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can try making up one now!Like… The purple caboose was trafficking cocaine through the ocean before the Feds caught him in a submarine 😂

        5 replies 1 retweet 55 likes
      3. Ilyess‏ @ilyessT21 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Katpa73 @TheWeirdWorld

        Who gave you our code names😲😲

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. Shannon is in Fight Mode‏ @Katpa73 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ilyessT21 @TheWeirdWorld

        Damn... back to the drawing board!😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Ben Griego‏ @BenGriego 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Combine dead words with modern slang: Bae was on fleek on her way to the club when thitherwards she encountered me, the woke fancymonger.

        0 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Shane Beckim‏ @ShaneBeckim 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        “The guy who writes Shower Thoughts is a lady magnet.” See how easy that was.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. fierbM‏ @analystFierbM 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ShaneBeckim @TheWeirdWorld

        thats common slang where im from

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. walad_bilad‏ @Walad_bilad_LFC 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The carpet made the chair buy a garden.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Zulpiz‏ @RealZulpiz 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Walad_bilad_LFC @TheWeirdWorld

        Mate, I say that all the time. Try coming up with something original.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. King Tobias‏ @TobiasBoston 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Incoherent invertebrates establish the Intellectual Institute of Individual Idiosyncrasy by the ideology of imperialist independent industry

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Evelyn Bush‏ @ev_b99 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Like “peanut butter tribadism” or “I’m your father and I loved your comedy show”

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Xylophobiac‏ @Xylophobiac 22 Sep 2017
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        Said nobody ever.

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      1.  🍋 🌱 ☀️‏ @hellosatanhowub 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well in summary the satanic bible was a lovely rendition of the notebook, my only critique I would like less romance and more sacrifices.

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      1. Rockabilly Gorilla‏ @StoneSouped 23 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I witnessed someone else do it in actual conversation. "I don't care about your greasy orange, I'm just worried about my Iguana."

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      1. Frank White‏ @dannybscunny 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Salted peanut sandwiches are lovely

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      2.  ✨Ang‏ @angelika_022 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @c_hloeblack we probs have the amount of weird stuff we say/talk about 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🧐chlo‏ @c_hloeblack 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @angelika_022 @TheWeirdWorld

        YES HAHAHA 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I wonder the same thing about stepping on ground that hasn't been stepped on.

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      1. Mathew Norman‏ @4Mat_With_One_T 22 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Better yet what if I made up a sentence and it was used. I would want to know who said it and when

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