You can try making up one now!Like… The purple caboose was trafficking cocaine through the ocean before the Feds caught him in a submarine 
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Who gave you our code names


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Damn... back to the drawing board!

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Combine dead words with modern slang: Bae was on fleek on her way to the club when thitherwards she encountered me, the woke fancymonger.
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“The guy who writes Shower Thoughts is a lady magnet.” See how easy that was.
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thats common slang where im from
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The carpet made the chair buy a garden.
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Mate, I say that all the time. Try coming up with something original.
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Incoherent invertebrates establish the Intellectual Institute of Individual Idiosyncrasy by the ideology of imperialist independent industry
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Like “peanut butter tribadism” or “I’m your father and I loved your comedy show”
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Said nobody ever.
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Well in summary the satanic bible was a lovely rendition of the notebook, my only critique I would like less romance and more sacrifices.
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I witnessed someone else do it in actual conversation. "I don't care about your greasy orange, I'm just worried about my Iguana."
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Salted peanut sandwiches are lovely
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@c_hloeblack we probs have the amount of weird stuff we say/talk about
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YES HAHAHA
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I wonder the same thing about stepping on ground that hasn't been stepped on.
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Better yet what if I made up a sentence and it was used. I would want to know who said it and when
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