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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Sep 2017

    If you stand back to back with someone, you’re standing face to face, only as far away as possible (on Earth).

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      1. I forgot to make my name spooky‏ @Lancing_Night 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love that they specified "on Earth" because they knew there were gonna be some smart alecks.

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      2. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 16 Sep 2017
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        Not for those who believe the Earth is flat.

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      2. Katsuo‏ @LordKatsuo 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You're only face-to-face if your faces are facing each other. The direction your face is facing isn't bent by gravity/the Earth's curvature.

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      3. Katsuo‏ @LordKatsuo 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @LordKatsuo @TheWeirdWorld

        Your statement is illogical.

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      1. terocan‏ @Terocantero 16 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Mf5AFRKHrp

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      1.  ☠Mr Skeletism ☠‏ @Scyblocks 17 Sep 2017
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        But what if the earth is flat and procedurally generated?

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      1. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel 17 Sep 2017
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        Technically still not because you're looking straight forward, NOT along the surface of the earth. So you are not standing face to face

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      1. J. Webb‏ @JWebbSite 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can do an about face and close the gap.

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      1. Shlump‏ @Shlump10 16 Sep 2017
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        What the fuck man, I don't need these feels when I'm plastered

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      1. Dylan 📯‏ @Me_be_weird_ 16 Sep 2017
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        Deep

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      2. Abhinav Ahuja‏ @livelike_abhi 17 Sep 2017
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        Nah only on equator you'll be standing as far as possible. Other areas you're just far...

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      2. palalito‏ @palalito42 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The earth is not flat you know....

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      3. palalito‏ @palalito42 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually.... my tweet isn't right as well... even if the earth is flat you wouldn't be looking at the other person

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      4. palalito‏ @palalito42 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        There is no way that you would be looking at a person that is directly behind you.....

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      5. Nugget‏ @noshin_nujhat 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        The earth is round

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      6. palalito‏ @palalito42 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @noshin_nujhat @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeahhh.... thank you for this important information....😶

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      1. CyanideAppleGames‏ @DJCreeperGuy 24 Sep 2017
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        Mind blown.

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