Or if you want to be a total knob, include the option of being able to send an extremely hard to open box filled only with packing peanuts 
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They would make billions.
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that's their 'default' along with - NOT PAYING THEIR FAIR TAX RATE .....
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Lucky you. You sure have money to waste.
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They do mate. As an Amazon associate, I know. Trust me, we have it
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Send them scissors that they have to grab another pair of scissors so that they could open the package.
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Omg please
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As an amazon associate.... trust me, it can be done lol. I've seen a packer get error feedback for miss-boxing a lipstick into a shoebox....
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I would totally pay extra for that
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Definitely!
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Oh, this would be so hysterically awesome!
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I neeeed that
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Larry David!
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Go to IKEA and buy a shear.
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They also need a box collection service.
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Cool down satan
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Why would you impose such frustration !!!
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Like a chastity belt - but for packages
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