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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 12 Sep 2017

    I think more people are prepared for a Zombie apocalypse or alien invasion than their own retirement.

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      1. Justin Bernsley‏ @cadillacjack21 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The zombie apocalypse is my retirement plan

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      2. Jason Yeager‏ @JasonYeag3r 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The why Social Security is going, the apocalypse or invasion will happen before I get to retire 😂🤨

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      3. Jason Yeager‏ @JasonYeag3r 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @JasonYeag3r @TheWeirdWorld

        *way😏

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      2. Mallowgroove‏ @mallowgroove 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @QuarantineUK

        @kellyvturner81 would this be true of Giles?!

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      3. kelly turner‏ @kellyvturner81 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @mallowgroove @TheWeirdWorld @QuarantineUK

        Absolutely! The zombie apocalypse plan is well thought out. Retirement not so much!

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      4. Quarantine Halloween‏ @QuarantineUK 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @kellyvturner81 @mallowgroove @TheWeirdWorld

        It might be that we have to spend our retirements fighting zombies... #prepared #apocalypse

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      1. imMortalKliff‏ @imMortalKliff 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Most people tend to think realistically. Like, are we really going to be ABLE to retire?

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      2. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        More and more the zombie apocalypse seems the most likely to happen before the others😵

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      1. Drovil The Pirate‏ @xX0MFranks0Xx 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm pretty convinced I'm going to be working until I die, after which I will become a zombie and relax eating brains by the seaside.

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      1. Hunter Cernuda‏ @Mr_Mudney 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Me but both @sleepykenna

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      1. Adam B.OO!‏ @BVilivusonline 13 Sep 2017
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      1. ⑆ SpikeBitesΔ ☤〷メ‏ @SpikeTheStrong 13 Sep 2017
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        Easier to plan

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      1. Fred Preston‏ @Stellarparadocs 12 Sep 2017
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        We are very well armed!

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      1. Matt Neale‏ @_mattneale 12 Sep 2017
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        @kelsall_dave there might be some truth there ;)

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      1. Christopher Koch‏ @ChrisKEMS 12 Sep 2017
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        Well if the zombie apocalypse falls through, I'm always ready to go postalpic.twitter.com/cGLD6rXB5o

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      1. Candi Leo‏ @Candileo 12 Sep 2017
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        probably true!

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      2. Matt‏ @MattNewcom11 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because it's WAY easier to buy some canned food and a few guns than start a 401K

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      3. MAQ‏ @DammitMarcus 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MattNewcom11 @TheWeirdWorld

        There's all these tv shows and games about zombie but I've never seen a show about a 401K

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      4. Matt‏ @MattNewcom11 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DammitMarcus @TheWeirdWorld

        You're watching the wrong tv bruhh

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      5. MAQ‏ @DammitMarcus 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MattNewcom11 @TheWeirdWorld

        Idk seems debatable

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