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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Sep 2017

    Keeping a flower in a vase is a bit like trying to keep a severed head alive for as long as possible.

    2:33 PM - 11 Sep 2017
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      2. Christian Eldridge 🐮‏ @mudkipdetective 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually, the flower contains the plant's genitals.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Lord Krisoween  🐛  🐮‏ @Lord_Kristine 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @mudkipdetective @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/rX62SaBOAo

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      1. Price Kimmons‏ @PicktonPrice 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @KimWyles11

        No. A severed head is grotesque, a flower is beautiful.

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      1. D.R. Richard‏ @DRRichard1900 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You're right. I've had very limited success with either of these...and believe me, I'VE TRIED REPEATEDLY!

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      1. Chat Ernesto Morris‏ @ChatErnesto 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        En realidad no es la cabeza... sólo los órganos reproductores. Es más gracioso.

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      2.  🇾🇪DONATE TO YEMEN LINK IN BIO 🇾🇪‏ @fineetay 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wtf No it's not

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      3. PrinceJohan‏ @PrinceJohan3rd 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @fineetay @TheWeirdWorld

        why not ?

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      1. michi_18‏ @MVaillancout 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        why so depressing lmao

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      1. Dwight Caples‏ @CaplesDwight 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not if its a walker.

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      1. FatHamster‏ @whistlepigz 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!

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      1. Boo-rk‏ @_TheTweetOfDog_ 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        K this dudes a murderer confirmed

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      1. Joey‏ @Siggy7Joe 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wow... did not think of it that way 😂

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      2. Wendy Emsen‏ @Wendxii 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Candileo

        Well that's just depressing 😶

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      2. sookallinone‏ @lukeallinone 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No a severed head can last up to 14 days in my exspirence flowers last about ten days that is why I get my girlfriend a bundle of heads

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      3. TheUnknownBlock‏ @RadUnknownBlock 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @lukeallinone @TheWeirdWorld

        What the hell

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      4. sookallinone‏ @lukeallinone 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RadUnknownBlock @TheWeirdWorld

        ; )

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      1. Sandi pacheco‏ @pacheco_sandi 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Anybody seen futurama

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      1. Peaceful Majorl569‏ @majorl56 11 Sep 2017
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        👍👍😂😱

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      1. ᴀxʟ. #blaXel‏ @animatxr 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        yeah that's exactly the same

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