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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Sep 2017

    If I could freeze time I would probably procrastinate for years on the simplest tasks.

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      2. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you could freeze time, you wouldn't be able to see. What you want to do is just move really fast under the speed of light.

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      3. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @TheWeirdWorld

        Not to mention, everything would be fragile since you'd be moving against it with incredible force. Opening a book would tear the paper.

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      4. Nathan‏ @retrogamer550 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @David_The_Wavid @TheWeirdWorld

        You must be great at parties.

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      5. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @retrogamer550 @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't get invited to them. Wonder why.

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      1. wıʟʟıᴀᴍ⁽ᵘⁿᵛᵉʳⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ⁾‏ @fabwilliam1729 12 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd freeze time before class to get homework done and cheat on my English tests cuz how am I supposed to memorize details from the Odyssey

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      2. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd disarm everyone just to witness nations look at each other saying: "So... Now what?"

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      1.  🎧 🎼‏ @20LV17 11 Sep 2017
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        If this isn't me...

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      1. Spoopy Leeroy  🎃 👻‏ @AirForceLeeroy 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I do that now

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      1. Unpopular Nerd‏ @NerdUnpopular 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        FUCKING SAME

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      2. CRISTINA ✨‏ @cristinagamez34 11 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @DamarisContre17 just for you 😂

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 12 Sep 2017
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        Including freezing time; you'd leave it too long and miss ya chance

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      1. Sarah‏ @Becauselessness 12 Sep 2017
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        If you could freeze time... Would your body still age when time is frozen? Or would you be able to control the affect of time?

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      1. AdventurerBen the Pro‏ @AdventurerBenYT 11 Sep 2017
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        #IfICouldFreezeTime i would freeze time, sleep as long as I want, then wake up and unfreeze time. If I touch something it unfreezes.

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      1. Chalue‏ @chalue_12 11 Sep 2017
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        I probably would never unfreeze it. If I did, that would mean I'd have to do something at some point

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      1. yeah boi‏ @yournotmymom333 11 Sep 2017
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        same

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      1. TurrisFortisMihiDeus‏ @ZippyYeti 11 Sep 2017
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        Like waking up.

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      1. Van B.‏ @Gigglewhatsit 11 Sep 2017
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        Do everything I need to do in frozen time so I can lounge about in real time & piss off people when they're like "well what about-?" done

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