Hello darkness my old friend.
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What is this 'sleep' I keep hearing about?
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Oh, you mean that thing your child does, and you don't?!
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Ah, yes. I didn't know what to call it when they lay in our bed and do somersaults all night. Sleeping you say?
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...you okay?
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Nbr of hrs i sleep daily actually hurts my family
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This page has taken a decidedly dark turn recently, are you sure you're Ok?
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@BagelBagels101 like same tho
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It's death with benefits. (The benefits being u can still wake up)
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Good night
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@bmulvey174 or friends
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It's a convincing form of "playing dead"
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Sleep is nice. Death is even better, but the best thing would be to never have been born at all. Rt if you get the quote
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Unless you snore like a chainsaw, then you're endangering everyone's sleep and sanity.
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THISIS SO FUCKING DARK A;SLDKFJSA;KLFJSDALFJ
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Oh. Hehe well then I already died and came back for all the years I have been born
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