See, growing up is eating a bunch of cake, and then feeling regret instead of triumph #adulting
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Then oh yeah I'm broke af
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My bank account stops me...
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The cops can, if you want that cake too fast...
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You can. but add cost to buy gas and the fact your internet subscription is about to expire(u won't be able to tweet about cake)
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@ashleyjames333 me at least once a monthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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...my wife stops me.
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So when are you getting married?
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Your bank account can
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@mrstravolta99 I never forget... I'm just too tired to move lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shit why have you done this to me now I want cake.
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I took advantage of that one year with Reese's PB cups & ice cream. I gained a TON of weight


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Replace "always" with "never" and "cake" with "pizza"
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that’s how diabetes happens kids...
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The only downsides of this is getting fat and being poor
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Or eat the cake mix w/o cooking it!!!
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