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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Sep 2017

    Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on all of the headstones.

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      2. luna  🎃 💀 👻‏ @Icatthinkofword 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "beloved died because they ate too many chicken nuggets"

        1 reply 2 retweets 70 likes
      3. Marianna‏ @Marzzz18879 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Icatthinkofword @TheWeirdWorld

        Ik I should be laughing but LMAO

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Boo-rk‏ @_TheTweetOfDog_ 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Marzzz18879 @Icatthinkofword @TheWeirdWorld

        YOU S H O U L D N ' T

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Hannah Parkes‏ @NOTtherealHP 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Obesity related illness" would be 90% of headstones in the USA

        3 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. William Price‏ @WilliamPrice413 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NOTtherealHP @TheWeirdWorld

        False.pic.twitter.com/d1aDwp34Aa

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Hannah Parkes‏ @NOTtherealHP 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @WilliamPrice413 @TheWeirdWorld

        You, my friend, ought to learn the meaning and format of a joke. Also, a majority of those are still obesity related much of the time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. ¿ 👽 🤨?‏ @SaladbarSalazar 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would probably go to cemeteries more often if they did

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      2. Terri Dige‏ @DigeDigtl926 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do they actually list alcoholism or drug addiction on death certificates?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Angiee Cifuentes 🌙‏ @AngieeMeow 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @DigeDigtl926 @TheWeirdWorld

        (1/2) Whichever addiction would lead to some sort of organ failure so they'd list that and/or the high concentration of whichever

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Angiee Cifuentes 🌙‏ @AngieeMeow 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @AngieeMeow @DigeDigtl926 @TheWeirdWorld

        (2/2) substance was found in the body. It depends the ME and the state.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Mandrake‏ @sdofcfc 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Like Poor old Fred Banged His Head

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      2. Glenn Rudin‏ @RunnerGER 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Going to one up you. How about a small video monitor with the deceased telling you who they were and what they did with their time here?

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Zack‏ @jzack58 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or if they put their top 3 favorite songs on the headstone. You could really get to know a lot of dead people..

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jzack58 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah but then a bunch of older headstones would all just be Mozart and Bach and shit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. shwack‏ @Thecatgoesmoodl 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @David_The_Wavid and

        "and shit" mozart and bach are amazing fam wtf

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Thecatgoesmoodl @jzack58 @TheWeirdWorld

        "Shit" is a term which here means "a variety of other similar items," and does not necessarily reflect my opinions on their music.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @Thecatgoesmoodl and

        a Bach CD which I've had since I was a baby is right next to my other albums, and two of my favorite Evanescence songs sample Mozart, FYI

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. shwack‏ @Thecatgoesmoodl 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @David_The_Wavid and

        damn just trying to defend some of the best musical geniuses in all of modern history chill

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Thecatgoesmoodl @jzack58 @TheWeirdWorld

        Modern history? When you talk about Shakespeare or the Revolutionary War, is that modern history? (I am chilling.)

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