"beloved died because they ate too many chicken nuggets"
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Ik I should be laughing but LMAO
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YOU S H O U L D N ' T
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"Obesity related illness" would be 90% of headstones in the USA
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You, my friend, ought to learn the meaning and format of a joke. Also, a majority of those are still obesity related much of the time.
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I would probably go to cemeteries more often if they did
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Do they actually list alcoholism or drug addiction on death certificates?
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(1/2) Whichever addiction would lead to some sort of organ failure so they'd list that and/or the high concentration of whichever
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(2/2) substance was found in the body. It depends the ME and the state.
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Like Poor old Fred Banged His Head
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Going to one up you. How about a small video monitor with the deceased telling you who they were and what they did with their time here?
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Or if they put their top 3 favorite songs on the headstone. You could really get to know a lot of dead people..
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Yeah but then a bunch of older headstones would all just be Mozart and Bach and shit.
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"and shit" mozart and bach are amazing fam wtf
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"Shit" is a term which here means "a variety of other similar items," and does not necessarily reflect my opinions on their music.
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a Bach CD which I've had since I was a baby is right next to my other albums, and two of my favorite Evanescence songs sample Mozart, FYI
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damn just trying to defend some of the best musical geniuses in all of modern history chill
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Modern history? When you talk about Shakespeare or the Revolutionary War, is that modern history? (I am chilling.)
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