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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Sep 2017

    “In a little bit” is how you say “f*ck off” to children.

    6:33 PM - 4 Sep 2017
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      2. Rose‏ @doctorfan57 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Okayyyyyy" is teenager speak for "f*ck off" so it all evens out.

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      1. Mac McDowell‏ @LordFaladar 4 Sep 2017
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        Ask your mother

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      1. Rose‏ @doctorfan57 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also, sometimes 'in a little bit' can mean 'JUST LET ME PEE GODDAMMIT!!'

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      1. Williord‏ @Williord_ 4 Sep 2017
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        But weren't we all children once 🤔

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      1. poopy cowabunga‏ @HMSbroseidon 4 Sep 2017
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        It doesn't matter what words you use, but how you make the children feel. That is what they will remember most.

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      1. My gypsy name is Willow‏ @Justsnarkyhere2 4 Sep 2017
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        "We'll see" works too....I hated those words cuz they always meant "oh hell no" in parent speak 🙄

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      1. CJ‏ @SenseiSeeJay 4 Sep 2017
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        "just go get a drink, you'll be fine" -me, after seeing some kid take a roundhouse to the face

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      1. coolnerd1.0‏ @poppiah3 4 Sep 2017
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        I normally say "just wait"

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      1. Willa Francine  🎠‏ @MidnitePickles 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly!

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      1. yippity skip‏ @rmm2504 11 Sep 2017
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        This is so my mom

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      1. lani MONO IS HERE‏ @AilaniMaubee 7 Sep 2017
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        My mom stills says that to me lol 'I need new books! I'm memorized every page of every book I own!' 'In a little bit just a sec not now'

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      1. Euan Dyer  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @euandyer 6 Sep 2017
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        'In 10 minutes' was the phrase when I was wee. 10 minutes was always a lifetime, presumably in reality it was more like two hours.

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      1. Hilton Mitchell‏ @hiltonmitchell4 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @iMeagan91

        😂😂😀

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 5 Sep 2017
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        😀😀

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      1. IᔕᗩᗷEᒪᒪE  🐝 🌻 🖤‏ @isabelle_love35 5 Sep 2017
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        Mom...

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      1. Cali Rynda‏ @Cali_Rynda 5 Sep 2017
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        Lol, I don't use it that way, but I can see that.

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      1. Mike‏ @Mike15316630 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nice your and as*hole to do that to children hopefully you don't have any children

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