the poison is to stop your blood from clotting so they can get enough
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and the itchy response is so their friends don't suck you dry when you're lost in the woods.
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really? i didn't know that. you scratching prevents other mosquitoes from biting, or....?
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no, I wish it did ;) Why don't they see their friends squashed & stay away
But the itch is so you notice them 

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Or if they didnt transmit bloodborned diseases
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I would and I do! Bunch of miniature vampires
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All ya gotta do is ask nicely.
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Or if they took some fat!!
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You get itchy because they spit on you so you won't notice them biting you right away. You're welcome.pic.twitter.com/QFu2o5EUMZ
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Mosquitos actually inject saliva so you can't even tell they were there but your immune system doesn't recognize it so it attacks the saliva
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Which is why it itches so much
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You should mind actually. Because they would suck you dry if it was painless.
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And if they did not have to buzz around my head like blood sucking insect drones
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Zika is sexy
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And if they didn't spread diseases
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I wouldn't mind if they didn't do it in the middle of the night making that horrible noise
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I hate them mostly cause when I see one in my room I burst into tears shouting 'SOMEONE HELP ME A MONSTER IS IN MY ROOM IM GONNA DIE'
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And uou read my mind
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