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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Sep 2017

    I probably wouldn’t mind mosquitoes taking a little bit of my blood if they didn’t inject me with poison to make me red and itchy.

    5:02 PM - 4 Sep 2017
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      2. halloween?? i only know reformation day‏ @jedioncer 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        the poison is to stop your blood from clotting so they can get enough

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      3. Blue and Nala‏ @BlueCat_hikes 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jedioncer @TheWeirdWorld

        and the itchy response is so their friends don't suck you dry when you're lost in the woods.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. halloween?? i only know reformation day‏ @jedioncer 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BlueCat_hikes @TheWeirdWorld

        really? i didn't know that. you scratching prevents other mosquitoes from biting, or....?

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      5. Blue and Nala‏ @BlueCat_hikes 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jedioncer @TheWeirdWorld

        no, I wish it did ;) Why don't they see their friends squashed & stay away 😹 But the itch is so you notice them 👏💥

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      6. halloween?? i only know reformation day‏ @jedioncer 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BlueCat_hikes @TheWeirdWorld

        oh ok

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      1. Jose Reyes‏ @r3dxfaction 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or if they didnt transmit bloodborned diseases

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would and I do! Bunch of miniature vampires😡 Too bad there isn't a Buffy the Mosquito Slayer out there to wipe them out...

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      1.  🅱️isexual  🅱OO @12/29/19‏ @kind_souls_296 4 Sep 2017
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        All ya gotta do is ask nicely.

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      1. Donna Wolford‏ @DonnaWolford 4 Sep 2017
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        Or if they took some fat!!

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      1. Erica in Lorule  👑 🎃‏ @erica_inlorule 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You get itchy because they spit on you so you won't notice them biting you right away. You're welcome.pic.twitter.com/QFu2o5EUMZ

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      2. Maya Lynn‏ @2skool4cool1 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mosquitos actually inject saliva so you can't even tell they were there but your immune system doesn't recognize it so it attacks the saliva

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      3. Maya Lynn‏ @2skool4cool1 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @2skool4cool1 @TheWeirdWorld

        Which is why it itches so much

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      1.  ❄Subzero ❄‏ @TheRealLooky 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You should mind actually. Because they would suck you dry if it was painless.

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      1. DaTTiTTude ﺩﺍﻭﻭﺩ‏ @LyricalDarren 4 Sep 2017
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        And if they did not have to buzz around my head like blood sucking insect drones

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      1. Lindy Zamora‏ @theDiamondStar 4 Sep 2017
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        Zika is sexy

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      1. Tyson‏ @tyson_en 20 Sep 2017
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        And if they didn't spread diseases

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      1. santi ✨‏ @ronxgranger 8 Sep 2017
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        I wouldn't mind if they didn't do it in the middle of the night making that horrible noise

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      1. lani MONO IS HERE‏ @AilaniMaubee 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I hate them mostly cause when I see one in my room I burst into tears shouting 'SOMEONE HELP ME A MONSTER IS IN MY ROOM IM GONNA DIE'

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      1. lani MONO IS HERE‏ @AilaniMaubee 7 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And uou read my mind

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