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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Sep 2017

    Let’s all be grateful that we have no nerves in our nails.

    1:30 PM - 4 Sep 2017
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      1. poopy cowabunga‏ @HMSbroseidon 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As well may we be grateful for no taste buds in our butts.

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 4 Sep 2017
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        But nails scratching on a black board does get on my nerves.

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      1. Kiki. O‏ @kianaaok 4 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ykJV1K34cX

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      2.  💫Noura 💫‏ @nawrass3045 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yet I broke my nail in the middle and I'm dying....

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      3. shwack‏ @Thecatgoesmoodl 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @nawrass3045 @TheWeirdWorld

        theres a sensitive part underneath its connected to the nail and when exposed or moves hurts like a fucker because nails used to be tools

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      1. Daisy clark‏ @Daisyvc101 4 Sep 2017
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        I just knocked my toe and I almost pooped myself 😫

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      1. coolnerd1.0‏ @poppiah3 4 Sep 2017
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        Well unless you bite them until stubs appear

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      1. Jennifer E. Morris‏ @jennjimm 4 Sep 2017
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        Hell yes

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      1. Micah‏ @Micah68523142 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol

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      1. Gabriela Hernandez‏ @Gabih181 4 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/KKrSs2NBg3

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      1. Christyna Ghostner  👻 👻‏ @christynagard 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ...the point of nails is to NOT have nerves, to protect your fingertips. It's not a coincidence.

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      1. Brianna Freebersyser‏ @BriannaF182 5 Sep 2017
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        I was biting my nails as I read this

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      1. Katy‏ @KatyMcMullan 4 Sep 2017
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        @Bryn_ld BULLSHIT! My toe hurts like a mofo

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      1. Sammy Sam Sam‏ @BirdusHumanus 18 Sep 2017
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        Oh dear gods, yes.

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      1. Daniel Assunção‏ @AsdrubalAmaral 10 Sep 2017
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        Either that or frisbee players would have a really big trouble...

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      1. Santiago Andazola‏ @SantiAndazola 5 Sep 2017
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        True

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      1. Damion whyte‏ @Damionwhyte7 4 Sep 2017
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        We do. Thay are just hammered all the time

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      1. TigerGirl‏ @ana_rogar 4 Sep 2017
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        Or in our hair

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      1. DanicaBananica‏ @DanicaReaves 4 Sep 2017
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        Or our hair

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