I can only imagine both together ahaha 
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It's real bad when horny me and drunk me have a party without me.
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Any good soldier knows that the kill ratio is much higher if both heads work together.
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but when drunk me and horny me team up, kiss ur entire life goodbye.
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Very true
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And yet it's the drunk you that causes the most accidents on the road.
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Families are made when they get together.
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Not me, not I. I don't get drunk & I've never had a one night stand in my life.
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So true
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True for every sucker
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