The dyson ones work well
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So do I
feckin awful things 
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There just pish
they should be banned
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Then you haven't used the turbo speed ones which make the skin on your hands flap around


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Dyson airblade
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You're aware you have to put your hands underneath, yes?
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Hand-Dry*er*, not hand-dry. They were dryer, weren't they?
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I always use my pant pockets to dry my hands
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Because you're a quitter
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Wipe your hands on your trousers then
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