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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 26 Aug 2017

    Sometimes I don’t eat because I think of all the dishes that I have to clean at the end.

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      1. Shawn Stevenson‏ @TripleS_kid 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love doing dishes ....it means I actually had food that day.

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      1. MacSpookey  👹‏ @Macheesey 26 Aug 2017
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        Paper plates

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      1. Kole Frosah‏ @Kole_Frosah 26 Aug 2017
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        Silly you

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      1. Abhijith Nayak‏ @AbhijithNayak4 26 Aug 2017
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        I eat fast. Whoever finishes last has to do the dishes

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      1. Christi‏ @christidw67 26 Aug 2017
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        Oh so true....

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      1. Nati.B‏ @NaatuBarreiro 26 Aug 2017
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        I wish even that would stop me...

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      1. Sleepy 👽‏ @RsnSleepy 26 Aug 2017
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        Put foil over the plate and you never have to wash up again, or stop being lazy it takes like 20 seconds to wash a plate

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      2. unORIGINALbean‏ @StoneCold0014 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My mom says that I don't eat a lot because I want to lose weight. Not true! I just don't want to deal with the mess.

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      1. Kyr Spil‏ @KyrSpil 28 Aug 2017
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        That is why we invented food delivery, and pizza! Pizza is godsend

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      1. جومانجی‏ @masoudbnd 27 Aug 2017
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        Sad but true

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      1. Kachingtips‏ @kachingtips 26 Aug 2017
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        I know right! Food is such a chore. It's fuel for the body that's it. No food is that nice that I wanna cook and clean for 3 hours total!

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      1. CHUNDRA||We Make a (whole ass) Person  💜 ⚡‏ @Cheekieb1 26 Aug 2017
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        I wish that was enough to keep my fat ass from eating.

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      1. Pretty in Black&White‏ @Camila_1696 26 Aug 2017
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        I think that is when my hands are most useful

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      1. Alexis The Defender‏ @NoctiLeon 26 Aug 2017
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        #adultlife 😆

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      1. Robert_1 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸‏ @boo35843160 26 Aug 2017
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        Not me ! 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Athira Anand‏ @anand_athira 26 Aug 2017
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        I dont cook when I think of all the dishes I have to do at the end. #showerthoughts

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