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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 24 Aug 2017

    If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started masturbating.

    2:33 PM - 24 Aug 2017
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    • 🤓 रूद्र सरकार ● S santhruptha Serena Red Cassie Rock ♡♡ Vincent Mutopa Hassan Brown
    63 replies 796 retweets 4,363 likes
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      2. Chad Harmon‏ @palinilap74 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My dad caught me once and he said, "Son, if you keep doing that you are going to go blind." I said , "Dad, I'm over here."

        3 replies 1 retweet 47 likes
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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Meh, I do that while alive.

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      1. XavierCuber13‏ @XavierCuber13 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's real horror

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Mark Summers‏ @markysumm 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you did that to me I would give you a right mouthful...

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Andrei‏ @andreidanpop 24 Aug 2017
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        Not all heroes wear ca-- wait, what?!

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      2. [Rikka] Iffy Asudra (spooktober cosplay!~)‏ @IF_Haven_heart 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Woooo I'm the anti-bation ghost!~ You shall quiver before me!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @IF_Haven_heart @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol the goal is stop them from quivering 😹😹😹😹😹

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. The One‏ @nnathegreat 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank goodness that you are not a ghost.........yet

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Claudia Tenerowicz‏ @ClaudiaTener91 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah that's definitely a vengeful ghost lol

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      1. The Sp∆ce Ducky‏ @The_Space_Ducky 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        yup, I think about all the time when I showering!

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      2. NoFilter‏ @NoFilter42069 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would knock on the door of a stoner right before they spark up

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NoFilter42069 @TheWeirdWorld

        YOU ARE A MONSTER

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. o‏ @reIativetotruth 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait but wouldn't your hand just go through the door?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 24 Aug 2017
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        You wouldn't be a ghost. That's evil enough to make you a demon

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      1. Teli‏ @StormyTeli07 24 Aug 2017
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        That's fucked up😂😂😂😂

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      1. Michael‏ @MichaelJ822 24 Aug 2017
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        Calm down Satan

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