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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Aug 2017

    Why is there a popcorn button on the microwave if the popcorn bag tells us to never use it?

    1:30 PM - 23 Aug 2017
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      1. Rachel McMahon‏ @racheym 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same reason there is Braille on drive up ATMs

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      2. Kristie Nofziger  🎡‏ @kenofziger 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I use mine. I'm quite the rebel

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Lynsay‏ @LynzayLynsay 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @kenofziger @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol. I was gonna say exactly that #greatmindsthinkalike 😁😁

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      4. Kristie Nofziger  🎡‏ @kenofziger 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LynzayLynsay @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/eBfaahpO1Y

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      1. andypat  🇮🇳 🇮🇳‏ @amitpatel331 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Popcorn maker and microwave maker not on same page . They should sit now and have this thing figured out

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      1. Johan Ciamaglia 🤔‏ @JohanCiamaglia 23 Aug 2017
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        For the same reason there is a clock on a DVD/Blu-ray player: To up the price tag.

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      1. Rajesh Madawadi‏ @RajMawadi 23 Aug 2017
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        The ppl who make microwaves r degenerates

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      1. NACS‏ @abreedof1 23 Aug 2017
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        It over cooks it, 2.30 is my favorite

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      1. Corteney Torrez‏ @cort_torr 23 Aug 2017
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        Same reason why your not suppose to put a cup of ramen 🍜 noodles in the microwave

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      1. Ramm‏ @Ramsteinrig 23 Aug 2017
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        because people are idiots

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      1. Connor Luke Talbot‏ @ConnorLukeTalb1 24 Aug 2017
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        It may be for non-bagged popcorn

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      1. Niomí De La Cruz‏ @Niomi644 23 Aug 2017
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        No. Now I want to know why!

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      1. first lyrics‏ @fangamer24 23 Aug 2017
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        Maybe their divorce

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      1. KESHVI PATEL‏ @keshvi_1011 23 Aug 2017
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        Maybe they want to check how stupid people can be!🤷‍♀️🤔

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      1. Richard E. Geul IV‏ @GeulRichard 23 Aug 2017
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        Corporate bickering.

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      1. Gabriel Dottin‏ @Gabriel_Dottin 2 Sep 2017
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        Lol

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      1. Cody Lodriguss‏ @cody_lodriguss 24 Aug 2017
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        IM SAYING.

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      1. Band_lover_92‏ @Band_lover_05 23 Aug 2017
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        It does? I do anyways, whoops

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      1. #DareFRC/#DareJuicY  👻‏ @famdave21 23 Aug 2017
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        Are u serious

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      1. luna  🎃 💀 👻‏ @Icatthinkofword 23 Aug 2017
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        Idk I don't like popcorb

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