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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Aug 2017

    You accidentally trip on your dog in the middle of the night, but they will think you specially got up to kick them.

    11:24 AM - 23 Aug 2017
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      1. Unapologetic 🌊‏ @ChrissyGirl1978 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        True. Mine also seems to think I control the weather, and I make it rain on purpose.pic.twitter.com/NakOZInTO0

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      1. Carly‏ @CarlyS963 23 Aug 2017
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        Specifically to kick them, beg their forgiveness, and pet them for the next 15 minutes...

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      2.  ✴J.Lambert 2018 (is it 2019 yet?)‏ @JML92Y 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I laughed too hard at this...

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      3. Sikander‏ @Sikander_Sheikh 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @JML92Y @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm laughing at this everytime I read that! And I don't know why?🤣🤣🤣

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      4.  ✴J.Lambert 2018 (is it 2019 yet?)‏ @JML92Y 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Sikander_Sheikh @TheWeirdWorld

        Read it again....damn it! 😅🤣🤣

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      1. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo‏ @Center__Shock 24 Aug 2017

        senpai if you laugh you happy and when u happy then good

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      2. matthew‏ @mattr0220 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @savssays bash and wiz

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      3.  🎃spooky savs 🎃‏ @savssays 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mattr0220 @TheWeirdWorld

        It breaks my heart! The betrayal in their eyes!

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      1. Mia Manniko‏ @mnmanniko 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When I try to apologize to my dog for kicking her...pic.twitter.com/WIecv2fq18

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      1. sandy bonilla‏ @sandybonilla82 23 Aug 2017
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        It has happen to me, my dog look at me like saying why are you doing this to me.

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      2. Ronda‏ @RondaIsaac 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But the cat strategically places himself to trip you.

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      1. Kole Frosah‏ @Kole_Frosah 23 Aug 2017
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        Haha

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      1. Ricky Ricardo‏ @179rta 23 Aug 2017
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      1. Sue 🌊voteblueNov6th‏ @resister1313 23 Aug 2017
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        That's why I always apologize and pet him.

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      1. Jesse Babcock‏ @jessebabcock590 23 Aug 2017
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        u a dog or something mr shower how do u know what they think

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      1. eviltwin2010‏ @eviltwin2676 27 Aug 2017
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      1. Aidan Cannatelli‏ @Th3Scribble 24 Aug 2017
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        You gotta fall on the ground so it seems like you tripped to the dog

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