Why would you ever say that?
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I don't know how I feel about that
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If you've ever shaken my hand, prolly within about 5 mins
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Never shaking anyone's hand again
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I'm gonna start touch elbows

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Lol I don't feel like you shake hands anyway
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but has every penis I've shaken touched a hand?
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... THIS MORNING. And only about 49% of people wash their hands after using the bathroom. Do the math...
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gross fact
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I don't shake hands, I fist bump
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