You're spending too much time in the shower
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Actually it's the other way around
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But they don't clean up my table when I've finished my meal
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I think the extra shampoo is seaping into your head..
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They don't come back to give refills tho...
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But don't we technically wait on them
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which makes them even better
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You should consider removing the word distance from your sentence
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Who dont take order themselves
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I thought waiters were those guys who took our order.... Oh wait they do both, nvm
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I never thought about that, wow!
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Haha this ones great!
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Thank god other than the tip we dont have to pay absurd roaming fees.
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Their also getting paid probably the same amount as regular one
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Ha!!!!
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