Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheWeirdWorld's profile
Shower Thoughts
Shower Thoughts
Shower Thoughts
@TheWeirdWorld

Tweets

Shower Thoughts

@TheWeirdWorld

Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

Worldwide
instagram.com/iamkritverma
Joined February 2012

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 17 Aug 2017

    My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

    10:10 PM - 17 Aug 2017
    • 3,633 Retweets
    • 11,775 Likes
    • K ANA 🎃 SUN apathetic aladdin 🆙 Morton Simone LOST IN MY 20s la esclava isaura MERICRISMA
    28 replies 3,633 retweets 11,775 likes
      1. Jill Medley Torres‏ @ajtorres71 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So sweet and so very tru😊I hope my daughter think like this😍

        0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. michael collier‏ @tangtongueled 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Uh what were you doing with a Spoon in the Toilet?

        3 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. BB‏ @peez224 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @tangtongueled @TheWeirdWorld

        👿

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. BB‏ @peez224 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I personally appreciate this tweet I hope that we all remember our parents as they grow old and that they need a help

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Sue 🌸‏ @ed86_sue 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's right!!! All you smart alec kids remember that!!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. 2 more replies
      1. Zach‏ @ZachingOff 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But your mom has way higher brain function than you did at the time

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Tico‏ @SirAlexGenius 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        She gave u life, so u haven't returned any of that debt u will owe for the rest of her days... yet so many easily forget that simple truth..

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. uwu‏ @pandaitis 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @SirAlexGenius @TheWeirdWorld

        bitch i never wanted to be "given life"

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's a celebrities tweet. Can't remember which one, but I remember it

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Laughing Cow‏ @moocow5678 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A spoon and toilet... ... hopefully at different times.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Randy Hudson ™️‏ @noonefollowsme 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @moocow5678 @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/sGaCzAvLPO

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Amy Cyrus‏ @nubbins20 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @ashcyrus2017 don't laugh at me the next time I can do something 😒

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. anwar// photoblog‏ @tornadoanwar 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @ekbalb

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. 1 more reply

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info