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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Aug 2017

    How come a psychic has never won the lottery?

    5:31 PM - 16 Aug 2017
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      2.  👻 Goomicorn  🦄  🚄‏ @Goomuin 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because they knew they were going to lose

        2 replies 6 retweets 117 likes
      3. Toneyy 🇭🇳‏ @ant_meh 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Goomuin @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/fiGXZxJjw7

        0 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Chakrubs‏ @Chakrubs 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's not how it works

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Hack that shit‏ @sciguy7000 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Chakrubs @TheWeirdWorld

        How does it work?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Chakrubs‏ @Chakrubs 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @sciguy7000 @TheWeirdWorld

        If you're genuinely interested you should pick up a book on it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Boo-cio‏ @MercioMain 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Chakrubs @sciguy7000 @TheWeirdWorld

        But I'm a psychic so I know that books going to be rubbish

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Random Panda  🐼 👑‏ @PandaKing_7 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think the better question is: Why hasn't a psychic cured cancer

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      1. Sexy Didi‏ @AllNYYTweets 16 Aug 2017
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        Because they're phonies

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      1. Trev Trip‏ @TrevStayTrippin 16 Aug 2017
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        because it's frowned upon to use your spiritual powers for personal gain ...

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      1. Simon Inn‏ @Sidawg22 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because it'll take forever to find the person who's gonna win and read their palms for the lottery numbers

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      1. George breen‏ @Georgebreen4 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Who's mind would they read to get the numbers??

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      2. LEMME SMASH  🇹🇹 !!!‏ @MonkeyliverSoup 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Cause you can't use your powers for personal gain! Haven't you watched any sci-fi movies?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. ℳ𝒾𝒦𝒶𝒞𝒽𝒾𝒦𝓊‏ @mi_ka_chi_ku 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MonkeyliverSoup @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah! Like in Charmed!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. LEMME SMASH  🇹🇹 !!!‏ @MonkeyliverSoup 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mi_ka_chi_ku @TheWeirdWorld

        I was thinking more along the lines of spiderman, but to each his own.pic.twitter.com/OB2JGythDO

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ℳ𝒾𝒦𝒶𝒞𝒽𝒾𝒦𝓊‏ @mi_ka_chi_ku 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MonkeyliverSoup @TheWeirdWorld

        Spiderman never tried, did he? I thought of Phoebe who did.She made two elder people to win ^_^ but sure,great powers,great responsabilities

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      1. HIM‏ @RealKevinPillay 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        For the same reason as to why faith healers don't cure people in hospitals

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      2. iMeMine‏ @iMeMineComedy 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        With great power comes great responsibility #humble

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      3. Hack that shit‏ @sciguy7000 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @iMeMineComedy @TheWeirdWorld

        So why do they charge so much to get your palms read?

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      4. iMeMine‏ @iMeMineComedy 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @sciguy7000 @TheWeirdWorld

        They work in mysterious ways my friend...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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