may be they can text us back, but they don't ;)
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Mine would text, "yo get home and feed me more."
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And if dogs could text, they'd be removed from the group chat for spamming everyone
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Dude chill, I like dogs as well I'm just saying they're super enthusiastic
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Cats are dicks
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If they had phones, they'd probably save our numbers under "slave" or "servant"
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Or, they'd hit you the "k" response
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@SianB_96 just letting you know
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They DEFINITELY wouldn't
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Just like Laura Larsen King
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HAHAAHHAAHA
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And a dog would text you first!!

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Garfield?
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