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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Aug 2017

    I wish there was a way to be naked but also have pockets.

    5:59 PM - 14 Aug 2017
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      1. BloodTypeFender‏ @BurkhanKhaldoom 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The buttocks is nature's pocket

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      1. Pete Finnegan‏ @Pete_Finnegan 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Identify as a marsupial.

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      2. Blade Lazerblazer‏ @MikeEffinW 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's the world I would kangaroot for

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      3. F A I S A L 信じる 🎃‏ @FaisalFury92 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MikeEffinW @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/JaYBfP9hrf

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      1. Gareth Price‏ @GarethmofoP 14 Aug 2017
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        Use your prison pocket

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      1. hey everybody i’m a  👻 👽 🧟‍♂️ with an ugly face‏ @1000pizzaslices 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Belt with pockets, @JerrySeinfeld bit

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      1. cecil jacob‏ @cjacpaul 14 Aug 2017
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        But there are pockets. There's 1 or 2 depending on the sex

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      1. FreundschaftPhoto‏ @FreundschaftP 14 Aug 2017
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      1. Outhouse Video‏ @outhouse_video 14 Aug 2017
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      1. ash‏ @ashschauf 14 Aug 2017
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        Try a fanny pack

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      1. Hunter Hoyt‏ @RealRudeHunt 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ur butthole could technically be a pocket

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      1. Schrödinger's Hamlet‏ @ms_szllsi 15 Aug 2017
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        Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason I'm not naked in public.

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      1. Corey Stein‏ @BeerStein88 16 Aug 2017
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        People in prison do it all the time......it exists

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      1. CyndiRhae‏ @CyndiAceRod 15 Aug 2017
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        Lol...WHAT do you need in your "pocket" while you're in the shower???? Haahaahaa

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      1. Jane King‏ @Blaze_YYZ 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @SaintsGhost116

        Not -quite- naked, but tie-on pockets = 'mostly naked'https://youtu.be/Ggvvr_l-U2Q?t=1m46s …

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      1. vick mackay‏ @VickMackay 15 Aug 2017
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        I thought the bum crack was natures pocket?🤔🍑💶

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      1. Rachael‏ @ladybirdlove420 14 Aug 2017
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        Thats when you get a satchelpic.twitter.com/wnsgmAwiMF

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