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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Aug 2017

    A dragon can’t blow its birthday candles out.

    5:31 PM - 14 Aug 2017
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      2. AyJay26‏ @joshodunt 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But his birthday party will be lit.

        3 replies 4 retweets 67 likes
      3. Spoopy Dave‏ @Gabeasaurusrex0 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @joshodunt @TheWeirdWorld

        Great pun

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. BB‏ @BBfromCanberra 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's likely that Dragon biology allows for basic respiration - which assumes they don't need to breathe fire all the time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Brandon Sevier‏ @Brandonsevs 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @BBfromCanberra @TheWeirdWorld

        You took this way too serious for something that doesn't even exist. Hahah

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. weirdGodot‏ @weirdGodot 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Brandonsevs @BBfromCanberra @TheWeirdWorld

        ther's no way to takee dragons too serious

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Zachary M.F Case‏ @LightningMcCase 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @MikeThePoolBoy @sheltoth98 @StephenZambotti @penqu1n7 That's a pretty good point, maybe we should all get a pet dragon instead...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Shleby Thot‏ @sheltoth98 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LightningMcCase @TheWeirdWorld and

        Dragons can breathe tho, I feel like it doesn't always blow fire 24/7 🤔

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Zambolt‏ @StephenZambotti 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @sheltoth98 @LightningMcCase and

        first of all, f*** you shelby

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Mickle Frepickle‏ @MikeThePoolBoy 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @StephenZambotti @sheltoth98 and

        It could blow fire and consume all the oxygen in the room, causing the candles to go out

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Shleby Thot‏ @sheltoth98 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MikeThePoolBoy @StephenZambotti and

        Thanks NERD

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Zachary M.F Case‏ @LightningMcCase 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MikeThePoolBoy @sheltoth98 and

        I'm walking here

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Zambolt‏ @StephenZambotti 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LightningMcCase @MikeThePoolBoy and

        that would also suffocate and burn the whole party (your loved ones)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Emma Goodson‏ @skinny__turtle1 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why am I crying in the club rn

        2 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Fanta's Lover‏ @Mz___Diablo 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @skinny__turtle1 @TheWeirdWorld

        This is me, except on my bed. Legit drowning in my tears sef.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2.  🦇 🕸 🌘SPOOKY lizard thing 🍬 🍭 🕸‏ @StinkySnacc 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        aKShULLy

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      3. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @StinkySnacc @TheWeirdWorld

        I never did find out... Does Gamma breath fire?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🦇 🕸 🌘SPOOKY lizard thing 🍬 🍭 🕸‏ @StinkySnacc 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Epic_Boss_Lady @TheWeirdWorld

        nah

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @StinkySnacc @TheWeirdWorld

        Cool beans. Just da scawy chompers den :3

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      1. Hayden Miller‏ @Hayden_Reese 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @arvaillancourt

        Yeah it can with blowing air out of its nose.

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