Well sorry uterus, are u going to pay the expenses and raise it for 18 years???
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Menopause: body gives up hope
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Yep. Day before: uterus crying and screaming (therefore making person cry and scream) about no baby before getting revenge. Woo.
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This could be an entire action thriller.
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U just made menstral cycles sound like an action movie preview :0
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You aren't exactly wrong...
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How Jesus shed blood to wash away our sins . . What if thats the way the vagina wash away their sins & body counts
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That's a painful revenge every month
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Tori doesn't want a baby yet. She fights the uterus. The uterus fights back 10 times harder.
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@NixKrista omg, someone gets itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol were you on your computer looking at the same memes that I saw few months ago in the shower? That's bad for the computer! Water damage!
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Its legit.
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Omg my life
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Bahahahha ... so true
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Precisely!!!


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