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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 13 Aug 2017

    My definition of a period: Uterus wants baby. Uterus doesn’t get baby. Uterus wants revenge.

    5:31 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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      2. Itzel  💕‏ @ItzZarco 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well sorry uterus, are u going to pay the expenses and raise it for 18 years???

        1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
      3. ശങ്കര്‍ ഗൗരി  😎‏ @Gowri_sankar_j 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ItzZarco @TheWeirdWorld

        He he!

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      1. Zach‏ @Zachjk8 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Menopause: body gives up hope

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      1. Anupana‏ @anupanah 13 Aug 2017
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        😂 Uterus takes extreme measures

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      2. Rebecca Thompson‏ @Rebecca_T01 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @shivvy_siobhan

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      3. The Doric Dalek‏ @shivvy_siobhan 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Rebecca_T01 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yep. Day before: uterus crying and screaming (therefore making person cry and scream) about no baby before getting revenge. Woo.

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      2. Dannielle Withall‏ @wokeupready 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This could be an entire action thriller.

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      1. ⑆ SpikeBitesΔ ☤〷メ‏ @SpikeTheStrong 14 Aug 2017
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        U just made menstral cycles sound like an action movie preview :0 #trippy

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      1. Straight ticket blue.‏ @Mamasan2k 13 Aug 2017
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        You aren't exactly wrong...

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      1. Elijah Hines‏ @Isaiah_Hines1 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How Jesus shed blood to wash away our sins . . What if thats the way the vagina wash away their sins & body counts 🤷🏾‍♂️

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      1. Reeny Egbe‏ @Reenybaybee28 14 Aug 2017
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        That's a painful revenge every month

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      1. Tori Wesley‏ @WesleyTori 14 Aug 2017
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        Tori doesn't want a baby yet. She fights the uterus. The uterus fights back 10 times harder.

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      1. Erin Beserra‏ @airrenb 13 Aug 2017
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        @NixKrista omg, someone gets it

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      1. Nanette‏ @Raspberry0987 13 Aug 2017
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        Lol were you on your computer looking at the same memes that I saw few months ago in the shower? That's bad for the computer! Water damage!

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      1. Caleb McMullen‏ @Thee4EverNite 13 Aug 2017
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        Its legit.

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      1. Daisia‏ @Daisiaa_ 13 Aug 2017
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        Omg my life

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      1. Roketa Dumas‏ @roketadumas 13 Aug 2017
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        Bahahahha ... so true

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      1. Patricia Ouellette‏ @patoue75 13 Aug 2017
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        Precisely!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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